The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
Hey now. Don’t be making any fun about my Snookie.
That’s my future wife.
Son of a bitch, Jonny, don’t fuckin’ tease me like that. I saw the little croshair dealie and thought it was a shooting game…
Dave, print that out, pin it up, and start blasting. Instant shooting game. You can thank me later.
Caught my first real glimpse of that show last weekend…my god…I could NOT look away. My wife and I drank beer and watched a couple hours of it…she will totally appreciate the sound board.
Me and the wife gave the jersey shore drinking game a go and were hammered before the episode was over. I’m surprised the little 100 lb thing made it past the first commercial.
so i take it this shit is worth getting cable for….?
is this for real? one can only hope…
I only hope they dont replace Rock Of Love with this shit on MY side of the Atlantic.
That shit ain’t shit.
Look at me… 4 soundboard clicks and Im ALREADY hating myself.
i woke up a little depressed. kind of like what in the hell do i have offer anyone? why am i not in a relationship? what good am i? then i saw the jersey kids and now i feel a lot better.
This show’s the entertainment equivalent of watching a monkey beat off at the zoo. Almost literally.
uglyyeti’s comment is startlingly accurate. Bravo!
I thought Frank the entertainer show was CRAP, both shows are fighting for my toilet paper now
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i just clicked on the girls. “i’m gonna fuckin’ knock a bitch up” has to be my favorite.
This is the first vid of a series. And they are all classy.
Go see it all here: youtube.com/user/TheRealParis
Hey now. Don’t be making any fun about my Snookie.
That’s my future wife.
Son of a bitch, Jonny, don’t fuckin’ tease me like that. I saw the little croshair dealie and thought it was a shooting game…
Dave, print that out, pin it up, and start blasting. Instant shooting game. You can thank me later.
Caught my first real glimpse of that show last weekend…my god…I could NOT look away. My wife and I drank beer and watched a couple hours of it…she will totally appreciate the sound board.
Me and the wife gave the jersey shore drinking game a go and were hammered before the episode was over. I’m surprised the little 100 lb thing made it past the first commercial.
so i take it this shit is worth getting cable for….?
is this for real? one can only hope…
I only hope they dont replace Rock Of Love with this shit on MY side of the Atlantic.
That shit ain’t shit.
Look at me… 4 soundboard clicks and Im ALREADY hating myself.
i woke up a little depressed. kind of like what in the hell do i have offer anyone? why am i not in a relationship? what good am i? then i saw the jersey kids and now i feel a lot better.
This show’s the entertainment equivalent of watching a monkey beat off at the zoo. Almost literally.
uglyyeti’s comment is startlingly accurate. Bravo!
I thought Frank the entertainer show was CRAP, both shows are fighting for my toilet paper now