Sometimes in life you’re a hammer. And, of course, sometimes you are the nail. This guy, on this day, he was the hammer all right. He was the hammer and then some.
Subject: bmc bikes suck balls
I hung my bmc up last summer because I didn’t like it. Also I didn’t want anyone else to have to deal with such a piece of crap. So I was gonna saw it up into pieces and send it back to bmc in a organic shoe box to see if they recycle aluminum. I began to think that they would take that as a insult and on my end a waste of time. Well, two nights ago I came home pissed as hell and didn’t have any pets, kids or wife to beat so I beat my bmc with the blunt end of the ax. It was amazing how good I felt afterward.
Damn man. You got the lead out.by