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Thu, 26 Nov 2009 06:39:08 +0000

[...] And here is one just for fun: http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/11/20/hipsters-discussing-cyclocross/ [...]

By: 3rd place

3rd place — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:54:05 +0000

“Do you think that it would be cool to drink beer at the cyclo cross race as we watch the racers ride past?”
“I have heard that many of the people observing the cyclo cross races on a regular basis drink the beer called PBR.”
“Yes, I think that if we were to bring PBR in a 24 pack case, that we would be very cool.”
“Definitely. We sure would not want to bring an un cool beer such as Natural Light. That would be extremely not cool to do.”

By: dave

dave — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:11:30 +0000

Maybe mikey ain’t as dumb as he acts.*

*Easy, Peaches; I said “maybe”.**

**snake hawk, on t’other hand…

By: snake hawk

snake hawk — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:13:51 +0000

i like the shit out or your bullet point, mikey. maybe the mark of a great drinker is no mark at all. i hadn’t thought of that until now. from now on, i’m sending it to the neighbor’s yard.

By: mikey

mikey — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:21:58 +0000

zima: comes up easy, doesn’t stain your shoes.

By: Gnome

Gnome — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:12:31 +0000

slip-on Vans have already be lost to the war.

By: big jonny

big jonny — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:44:24 +0000

Oh hell, will I be forced to witness the horror in my lifetime as well? What can’t a dumbass twenty-something ruin? Zima? Jesus. They can have it. Just leave the slip-on vans out of it, aight?

By: Nick

Nick — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:59:58 +0000

It’s funny. Zima is the next PBR! Yes, I’ll take a shitty bottle of malt liquor over a good beer any day.

By: Gnome

Gnome — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:11:55 +0000

Pirata no esta doper? No esta Pirata.

By: Buck

Buck — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:13:37 +0000

DC over FB for me. If you need me I’ll be here. You won’t find me there.

By: judi

judi — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:33:14 +0000

this is all over FB. i kinna thought it was stupid.

By: pirata

pirata — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:33:50 +0000

Oh yeah, that was good for some laughs.

CX is pretty hip until you realize that it is hard to look very cool while being dropped before the end of the first lap, and/or trying not to throw up all over yourself.

Snake Hawk, don’t rip the Zima man, that shits gonna be the next PBR!
And facetious animatronic spawn might actually be a good thing, just turn it on and off at your leisure?