Comments on: Happy Friday Mother Fuckers

By: More Cyclocross Anime hilarity | One Fat Man

More Cyclocross Anime hilarity | One Fat Man — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:25:10 +0000

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Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:38:42 +0000

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By: mikey

mikey — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:19:33 +0000

dude, manatees are so like people too, you know.

By: ColonelSandersRetired

ColonelSandersRetired — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:53:53 +0000

What the fuck is a manatee anyway ??

And don’t bore me with “Google it”. Last time I was this drunk and Googled something. I ended up at a site that specialized in albino midget transvestites. Worse night of my life.

What were we talking about again ??

I need a beer.

By: snake hawk

snake hawk — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:55:22 +0000

HOLY HOG! I’D BEEN SPELLING MY PSEUDONYM (nom de ploom) WRONG ALL FETCHING MORNING!!! TIME FOR A ZIMA! SON OF A BISCUIT!!! holy crotch.

By: snakeh hawk

snakeh hawk — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:53:14 +0000

Turned her fat ass side ways, Stretch marks looked like the US highways.

–Robert Digital

By: Husky Midget

Husky Midget — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:17:44 +0000

Wow, I thought it was just me always getting my car pooped on, huh.

By: big jonny

big jonny — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:22:31 +0000

My wife looked at a manatee, smiled,turned to me and said, “Big mermaids need love too.”

I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Good thing we’ve got Husk-O on the squad for times like these. He’d stab the shit outta that thing.

Harpoon!

What were we talking about?

By: snakeh hawk

snakeh hawk — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:42:08 +0000

‘course i got a minute, bro! i don’t comment on DC because i’m in a rush, silly!

now cool it, a little bit! it’s just friendly ribbing. you seem so serious. let’s grab a zima sometime and hug like manatees.

By: dave

dave — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:53:00 +0000

snake hawk? Got a minute, buddy? My comment, “are people really THAT asshatted?” was meant to imply that I do, in fact, “get” that the above was an animated depiction of a conversation, and further, that while I realize it was a fictional portrayal, most fiction contains an element of truth. My comment spoke to the degree of truth contained within. Further, the above quoted comment from my post was what we grownups call “rhetorical”. Get an adult to help you look it up. I really haven’t the time.

Honestly, I’d have thought my post would have been clear enough for even the dimmest among you to comprehend. My mistake.

By: snake hawk

snake hawk — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:15:06 +0000

the 3D animations fool dave every time.

By: mitch

mitch — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:44:24 +0000

i guess i was in disbelief that douchebags like this really existed until the this last 24hrs of Fury.

I came in from a lap and overheard a kid asking the guy in the timing trailer if there were showers provided… he must have asked at least 4-5 times (i couldn’t hear the responder inside the timing trailer) before walking away while backhandedly telling the timing trailer how much the event sucked or something to that effect…

here boy, i got a warm shower for ya… just have a seat on the ground right here in front of me. best you look the other way.