thanks to sad cow for the hookup on that one. It just made my day. Source: xtranormal.

20 Responses to “Happy Friday Mother Fuckers”

1. bikemike Says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 11:33 am

   that dude was at my last race

2. krafty Says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 12:06 pm

   he said “asshat”.
   pure magic.

3. ColonelSandersRetired Says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 12:18 pm

   What the fuck was that ???!!! Bwhahahahahahaha.

4. singletrack maestro Says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 12:51 pm

   Yes I came across this dude last week times 100 . Homogenous ……

5. mikey Says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 1:15 pm

   pure fucking genius.

6. xray Says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 1:49 pm

   Brilliant. Nazi Wack Ass D-bags See you next year!!!

7. tony Says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 2:56 pm

   Brilliant!

8. dave Says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 3:30 pm

   “Crabon fibre spare whatsis and a Bimmer X-15″? What the fuck ever happened to just putting fat t(i/y)res on your old road bike (yes, once upon a time they would take fat tires; I know because minhe does) and riding your heart out in some stinky old cow pasture somewhere, just because getting muddy and drinking beer with your friends is fun? Jesus tittyfucking CHRIST, dude, are people really THAT asshatted?

   Fuck, now I remember why I don’t race*.

   *Except the dinner bell. Mrs. Dave can throw down some serious cookin’.

9. mitch Says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 4:44 pm

   i guess i was in disbelief that douchebags like this really existed until the this last 24hrs of Fury.

   I came in from a lap and overheard a kid asking the guy in the timing trailer if there were showers provided… he must have asked at least 4-5 times (i couldn’t hear the responder inside the timing trailer) before walking away while backhandedly telling the timing trailer how much the event sucked or something to that effect…

   here boy, i got a warm shower for ya… just have a seat on the ground right here in front of me. best you look the other way.

10. snake hawk Says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    the 3D animations fool dave every time.

11. dave Says:
    November 21st, 2009 at 7:53 am

    snake hawk? Got a minute, buddy? My comment, “are people really THAT asshatted?” was meant to imply that I do, in fact, “get” that the above was an animated depiction of a conversation, and further, that while I realize it was a fictional portrayal, most fiction contains an element of truth. My comment spoke to the degree of truth contained within. Further, the above quoted comment from my post was what we grownups call “rhetorical”. Get an adult to help you look it up. I really haven’t the time.

    Honestly, I’d have thought my post would have been clear enough for even the dimmest among you to comprehend. My mistake.

12. snakeh hawk Says:
    November 21st, 2009 at 11:42 am

    ‘course i got a minute, bro! i don’t comment on DC because i’m in a rush, silly!

    now cool it, a little bit! it’s just friendly ribbing. you seem so serious. let’s grab a zima sometime and hug like manatees.

13. big jonny Says:
    November 21st, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    My wife looked at a manatee, smiled,turned to me and said, “Big mermaids need love too.”

    I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Good thing we’ve got Husk-O on the squad for times like these. He’d stab the shit outta that thing.

    Harpoon!

    What were we talking about?

14. Husky Midget Says:
    November 21st, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    Wow, I thought it was just me always getting my car pooped on, huh.

15. snakeh hawk Says:
    November 21st, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Turned her fat ass side ways, Stretch marks looked like the US highways.

    –Robert Digital

16. snake hawk Says:
    November 21st, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    HOLY HOG! I’D BEEN SPELLING MY PSEUDONYM (nom de ploom) WRONG ALL FETCHING MORNING!!! TIME FOR A ZIMA! SON OF A BISCUIT!!! holy crotch.

17. ColonelSandersRetired Says:
    November 21st, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    What the fuck is a manatee anyway ??

    And don’t bore me with “Google it”. Last time I was this drunk and Googled something. I ended up at a site that specialized in albino midget transvestites. Worse night of my life.

    What were we talking about again ??

    I need a beer.

18. mikey Says:
    November 21st, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    dude, manatees are so like people too, you know.

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