Why so serious?

I walked by my daughter this morning as she was drawing away at her table, and I looked down. Wow. This is what she had came up with. I thought she might start writing socialism across the big white space at the bottom of the page. But then I remembered she can hardly write her own name. We’ll work on socialism this weekend. Every kids gotta learn sometime, right?


All I could say was, “why so serious?”

And it made me think of this: Why so serious, Obama, you socialist bastard? All that bowing got you down?


And it made me think of this: Why so serious, Sarah, you white-trash hillbilly? How’s the book signing going? Keeping it light out there with the working class masses?


And that made me think if this: Why so serious, Glenn, you douche? All that tea-bagging got you down?


Ah, the fun never ends around here. I wonder what the gnome is doing right now…

(Note: I totally screwed up the draft of this one earlier, and I posted something short of the full post between lectures. I didn’t realize my mistake until some time later – after lecture. Anyway, it seems to be sorted out now. Or, at least as sorted out as we ever are around here.)

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

12 thoughts on “Why so serious?

  1. …jeez…w/ a lawyer for a father, she must get that creative streak from her mom…

    …just sayin’…

  2. I caught a quick glance at the short side earlier and was a bit confused….thanks for putting it all into perspective, bj. Gotta love kids.

    Where’s Pelosi? Oh yeah, I checked and her pic says fascism, my bad.

  3. My stickers have been very popular. They’ve been spread and spread and spread.

    The others just don’t capture the moment as well.

    <%50 yo.

  4. …damn…now that i’ve seen the whole post, well let’s just consider this a written apology for underestimating daddy’s creative visual skills…

  5. Fuck yea. We need a house of jokers. A fucking senate of jokers. And a judiciary of jokers. The whole fucking show is a joke.