Comments on: Masters. Now with more Dope. Part two.

By: Snake Hawk

Snake Hawk — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:24:55 +0000

that’s totally true, husky. that is performance enhancing commentary and it should be banned from the pelican. any time it is reported that some performance enhancing commentary was overheard, there should be mass dismay and let-down about the he(te)roes that we once believed in and that they’re now just a bunch of washed up hussies on wellbutrin, steroids, hemmheroids, and performance enhancing commentary, and that i can’t believe that hussy used to train my kid. i believe husky. tyler’s collarbone issue was NOT due to drug misuse. okay?

By: Husky Midget

Husky Midget — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:04:46 +0000

Rumor has it that calling the entire pack of cat 3,4′s a bunch of soft somebitches that can’t pleasure their girlfriends can really turn up the tempo of a seemingly usual cat 3,4 race. Sometimes it’s best to really get ‘em where it hurts.

By: Snake Hawk

Snake Hawk — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:33:11 +0000

hey E, (#34) i once had the same problem, but it was because doc tried to swap my marlboro reds with wellbutrin! you wanna win a race? quit smoking 2 days before it, and forget your SSRE that morning! if you don’t rip your handlebars clean out the quill and rip your sidewalls straight off the bead, you’ll wake up the next morning smoking and spit shining your cat-2 upgrade certificate.

seriously, though — dewdz need to get more creative with cheating. it’s been decades since i’ve seen a good ol’ fashioned frame pump in the spokes. sneak some water in your opponents’ innertyres. get a hooker to lay out in the street 3k’s from the finish — lord knows no cyclists are getting clam these days.

what else – um… oh yeah, i broke that toe out behind the bike shop that time when i was off the cigs, and on the wellbutrin. i had failed to remember that beneath the pile of emptied QBP boxes, sat a concrete baluster.

whoops.

By: JPH

JPH — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:50:52 +0000

I have raced Kenny and come up short every time. Now I wonder So dominate for so long you have to wonder how long he has used masking agents. The most troubling is that he is a coach and put his own ambitions over his clients.

By: This Day in Doping: Kenny Williams joins the fallen « Bike Intelligencer

This Day in Doping: Kenny Williams joins the fallen « Bike Intelligencer — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:03:04 +0000

[...] No one with any experience in the sport will take him at face value. See comment queues in Drunkcyclist and Papillon. Cyclists testing positive these days have only two credible options: 1. To own up to [...]

By: pirata

pirata — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:25:04 +0000

May not be clinical trials, but there seems to be at least a little bit of science out there regarding the affects of steroids and “roid rage”. Seems like there may be a little truth to it beyond anecdotes…

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_udi=B6VM1-4HSY4RT-2&_user=10&_rdoc=1&_fmt=&_orig=search&_sort=d&_docanchor=&view=c&_acct=C000050221&_version=1&_urlVersion=0&_userid=10&md5=9b45e580d8489ac3e4d7b3d2ed3e0bd6

http://www3.interscience.wiley.com/journal/118700167/abstract?CRETRY=1&SRETRY=0

American Journal of Public Health: “Anabolic-androgenic steroid use and involvement in violent behavior in a nationally representative sample of young adult males in the United States” (may have to search for this one)

http://www.afpafitness.com/articles/articles-and-newletters/research-articles-index/anabolic-steroids-and-the-depression-connection/

Corrigan, Brian (1996). “Anabolic Steroids and the Mind.” The Medical Journal of Australia, 165:222-226, http://www.library.usyd.edu.au/MJA
Beaver KM, Vaughn MG, Delisi M, Wright JP (December 2008).

By: slappy

slappy — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:55:55 +0000

I think all dopers should show up at the STOMPariLLAZ ProDoperZ tour and see just how much they like dopin’. Pretty much guaranteed that the BingerHIllclimb will put them real deep in the hurt locker, then we’ll kick a real proper apology outta them.. viz. take a bonghit out of a moving vehicle while climbing at about 8700′ and don’t stop till 10,000, then prepare for the next stage of the PRODOPERZ TOUR, comin to telluride in 2010
suffer in style bitcheZ

By: singletrack maestro

singletrack maestro — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:47:37 +0000

Gnome ,your correct .See STM response #5.Dude was masking . Nuff

By: steevo

steevo — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:37:29 +0000

You are all debating the effects of DHEA.

The fact is that it is banned. Whether it should be or not is not what the issue is here. He took a banned substance. He is not petitioning wada or usada to have it unbanned and willing to argue the merits or lack of danger.
The issue is not if it is harmful. The issue is that it is not allowed and he did it anyway.

By: E

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:34:50 +0000

Re: roid-raging: I was once put on steroids for a back problem and I turned into a screaming maniac. I yelled at everybody I encountered. Weirdly out-of-body while also quite obviously out-of-mind. Threw them pills away before I lost all my friends and killed somebody. That was some scary shit.

By: Gnome

Gnome — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:50:00 +0000

DHEA = masking agent. nuff said.

By: bikescag

bikescag — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:52:18 +0000

I treat with an endocrinologist for primary hypopituitarism and hypogonadism and low testosterone…my endocrinologist told me DHEA doesn’t do shit for performance because the conversion to testosterone is MINIMAL at best