Ride my ass you dirty sob.
Fuck some love handles, grab onto these, you pussy!
Dang girl. that one took balls.
Bend over I’ll drive
What size is your stem?
“What size is your stem?” vote
u wanna ride? uuuuu
hold on! its going to be a rough ride.
Is there a saddle-seatpost combo strap-on on the other side?
Blackdog beat me to it. Comes from working for a living, I reckon.
This gonna be a muddy ride, hon! Hold your breath…
Better wear a helmet honey
squeez tight ,or you’ll endo …………
Shut up and ride these!
first i gotta lube up my chain… think i’ll try somoe deamon seamon…
why even bother?
Dan & Jed’s – the one & only.
My two favorite things to do , scorching the single track whilst busting a nut………..
ride Sally ride!
wait a minute: Those are Man Hands! Who is that skinny dude!?!
oh man…why did you put bob rolle’s prayer sticks on your hips?
Look at those Man Hands. I’m so happy he turned 13!
Man hands for sure. All you dudes thinking what you were thinking; shower, lather, rinse, repeat.
I’ll bunny hop the shit outtah that.
I am sure that I can adjust your headset with my TOOL.
whooooaaa, a wedding ring… That will cost extra..
PJ and BJ-thats just wishful thinking, settle down fellas.
That shit is forever. Think it’ll still be funny in twenty years?
“Poor decision making skills.”
Dude, are those gripshifter x-rays?
switching into granny gear……NOW
i screwed all the bmx boys at this year’s X-games and all i got was this stupid tatoo…
Wow, I completely forgot about demon semen.
As for the tattoo, well…
In he immortal words of Monsieur Mercury, ‘Get on your bike and ride !!!’
What happens when I squeeze the brakes?
those bars suck
ride it like you stole it…
It’s too bad there’s a motor on her bike…
Is that a two-stroke or a four-stroke? I think I see a hot start button. Beats the hell out of a kill switch. Huh..Hah..cough..cough.
Do those cum in the optional pearl-encrusted cross bar model? Or is that just an aftermarket add on?
Was alcohol or drugs a factor?
2 vs. 4? I’d have to hear how fast it revs up…
Pffft…. my girlfriend has a tandem
“You hang on to your seats, and I’ll hang on to these handle bars. we’re gonna get this hairy dongerson over these mink tucks.” –Evel Knievel
“Swing down, sweet chariot stop and, let me ride. hell yeah.”