45 Responses to “Caption this:”

1. Marker Says:
   November 12th, 2009 at 2:23 pm

   Ride my ass you dirty sob.

2. bg_cyclist Says:
   November 12th, 2009 at 2:28 pm

   Fuck some love handles, grab onto these, you pussy!

3. Gnome Says:
   November 12th, 2009 at 2:35 pm

   Dang girl. that one took balls.

4. Blackdog Says:
   November 12th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

   Bend over I’ll drive

5. Saltyfugu Says:
   November 12th, 2009 at 3:26 pm

   What size is your stem?

6. Wa2wider Says:
   November 12th, 2009 at 3:50 pm

   “What size is your stem?” vote

7. slappy Says:
   November 12th, 2009 at 3:53 pm

   u wanna ride? uuuuu

8. greenspace Says:
   November 12th, 2009 at 3:53 pm

   hold on! its going to be a rough ride.

9. bg_cyclist Says:
   November 12th, 2009 at 4:06 pm

   Is there a saddle-seatpost combo strap-on on the other side?

10. dave Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Blackdog beat me to it. Comes from working for a living, I reckon.

11. thedog Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    This gonna be a muddy ride, hon! Hold your breath…

12. -dan Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    Better wear a helmet honey

13. singletrack maestro Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    squeez tight ,or you’ll endo …………

14. bikeracer13 Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    Shut up and ride these!

15. GeorgeWHayduke Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    first i gotta lube up my chain… think i’ll try somoe deamon seamon…

16. judi Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    why even bother?

17. Gnome Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    Dan & Jed’s – the one & only.

18. singletrack maestro Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    My two favorite things to do , scorching the single track whilst busting a nut………..

19. Brainflex Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 12:27 am

    ride Sally ride!

20. P@J Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 12:45 am

    wait a minute: Those are Man Hands! Who is that skinny dude!?!

21. spiKe lemming Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 1:42 am

    oh man…why did you put bob rolle’s prayer sticks on your hips?

22. Big Jonny Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 2:27 am

    Look at those Man Hands. I’m so happy he turned 13!

23. peg leg Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 6:00 am

    Man hands for sure. All you dudes thinking what you were thinking; shower, lather, rinse, repeat.

24. Batwing Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 7:19 am

    I’ll bunny hop the shit outtah that.

25. Gitty Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 8:38 am

    I am sure that I can adjust your headset with my TOOL.
    whooooaaa, a wedding ring… That will cost extra..

26. bg_cyclist Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 9:18 am

    PJ and BJ-thats just wishful thinking, settle down fellas.

27. big jonny Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 10:29 am

    That shit is forever. Think it’ll still be funny in twenty years?

28. reverend dick Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 10:38 am

    “Poor decision making skills.”

29. Gnome Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 10:52 am

    Dude, are those gripshifter x-rays?

30. nice tramp stamp Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    switching into granny gear……NOW

31. GeorgeWHayduke Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    i screwed all the bmx boys at this year’s X-games and all i got was this stupid tatoo…

32. Baddcog Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    Wow, I completely forgot about demon semen.

    As for the tattoo, well…

33. Grumskikorsakov Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    In he immortal words of Monsieur Mercury, ‘Get on your bike and ride !!!’

34. Prayin4snow Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    What happens when I squeeze the brakes?

35. caveman Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    those bars suck

36. Anna Robic Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    ride it like you stole it…

37. el jefe Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    It’s too bad there’s a motor on her bike…

38. Husky Midget Says:
    November 14th, 2009 at 11:45 am

    Is that a two-stroke or a four-stroke? I think I see a hot start button. Beats the hell out of a kill switch. Huh..Hah..cough..cough.

39. Husky Midget Says:
    November 14th, 2009 at 11:47 am

    Do those cum in the optional pearl-encrusted cross bar model? Or is that just an aftermarket add on?

40. Wild Bill Says:
    November 15th, 2009 at 7:32 am

    Was alcohol or drugs a factor?

41. el jefe Says:
    November 15th, 2009 at 9:28 am

    2 vs. 4? I’d have to hear how fast it revs up…

    strictly aftermarket…

42. Hugo Says:
    November 15th, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    Pffft…. my girlfriend has a tandem

43. -dan Says:
    November 15th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    Hugo wins

44. Snake Hawk Says:
    November 16th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    “You hang on to your seats, and I’ll hang on to these handle bars. we’re gonna get this hairy dongerson over these mink tucks.” –Evel Knievel

45. RaRa Says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 12:22 am

    “Swing down, sweet chariot stop and, let me ride. hell yeah.”