Dude – your flippin off the yellow short bus. Makin fun of the tards inside just aint right.
Every time I see a yellow hummer I think of a short bus. Everytime I see a hummer of any color I think there is something missing or inadequate on the part of the owner.
That really hits home with me. I like to call that the Hummer Salute.
A couple years back it seemed like every rich suburbanite in my area was getting a hummer. That was around the time Katrina hit which caused some short term gas shortages in the area. Somewhere around that time I started flipping off every Hummer I saw. Not always a blatant, in your face FUCK YOU, sometimes just a pussy finger flash, like I could have been picking my nose or something…but to this day I still make an effort to flip off hummers when I see them. Just a Quixotic gesture at best, but it became a little way for me to vent my frustration at what seemed like the epitomy of waste.
Maybe I am missing something though, since some of those golf bags I saw guys lugging around did look pretty big. Perfect for their khaki-clad fat asses.
The other day I saw one with a peace symbol and “co-exist” bumper stickers on it. What a fucking oxymoron! The only people that drive big SUV’s are women and men with inferiority complexes!!!
I was thinking, now that gas has stabilized, maybe I can capitalize and market Bradley Fighting Vehicles as the next big thing in ridiculous transportation. Make your neighbor’s Hummer look like the Strawberry Shortcake-mobile when you roll up on the scene at the local supermarket or country club in one of these:
Holy shit, Brian, great link. When I mentioned the Hummer Salute earlier I thought I was just being clever…looks like someone is cleverer and more industrious than me. That is great, thanks!
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Dude – your flippin off the yellow short bus. Makin fun of the tards inside just aint right.
Every time I see a yellow hummer I think of a short bus. Everytime I see a hummer of any color I think there is something missing or inadequate on the part of the owner.
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:55 pm
tard probly flipped him off first. :)
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:41 pm
That really hits home with me. I like to call that the Hummer Salute.
A couple years back it seemed like every rich suburbanite in my area was getting a hummer. That was around the time Katrina hit which caused some short term gas shortages in the area. Somewhere around that time I started flipping off every Hummer I saw. Not always a blatant, in your face FUCK YOU, sometimes just a pussy finger flash, like I could have been picking my nose or something…but to this day I still make an effort to flip off hummers when I see them. Just a Quixotic gesture at best, but it became a little way for me to vent my frustration at what seemed like the epitomy of waste.
Maybe I am missing something though, since some of those golf bags I saw guys lugging around did look pretty big. Perfect for their khaki-clad fat asses.
October 24th, 2009 at 5:21 am
The other day I saw one with a peace symbol and “co-exist” bumper stickers on it. What a fucking oxymoron! The only people that drive big SUV’s are women and men with inferiority complexes!!!
October 24th, 2009 at 8:20 am
Commie Car
October 24th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I was thinking, now that gas has stabilized, maybe I can capitalize and market Bradley Fighting Vehicles as the next big thing in ridiculous transportation. Make your neighbor’s Hummer look like the Strawberry Shortcake-mobile when you roll up on the scene at the local supermarket or country club in one of these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhQnvrCkSHM
Just have to figure out a way to get around any laws regarding public roads and vehicles with continuous tracking…
October 24th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
How about you simply laugh at the idiot driving that Hummer and refrain from the dangerous act of taking a picture while driving?
October 25th, 2009 at 10:15 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wanzhebzJJs
October 25th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
off road idiot.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
http://fuh2.com/
October 25th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
perhaps the funniest part of that video clip Mikey posted was the ad that popped up on the bottom, an ad for buying a “Used Hummer at Carmax”.
I thought it was a joke at first but it actually appears to be a real ad.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Holy shit, Brian, great link. When I mentioned the Hummer Salute earlier I thought I was just being clever…looks like someone is cleverer and more industrious than me. That is great, thanks!
October 25th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
The photo mosaic poster is the best thing ever.
October 25th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
“I thought it was a joke at first but it actually appears to be a real ad.”
pirata— Truth is stranger than fiction. You can’t make this shit up.