God Bless America

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Finished my fifth midterm exam in four days yesterday. Utterly mind numbing. Came home and drank seven beers while I cleaned the handgun. My wife is going to the range.

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She needs to bring 250 rounds. They are/were loose. She made piles of ten. And then she put then in a Revlon makeup bag with a clear plastic sides and a zipper. It was awesome.

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This morning, after she left at 6:15 am to meet the gun-nuts over at the range, I made bacon.

Happy Friday, indeed.

12 Responses to “God Bless America”

  1. John Says:

    Needs more .45; nice bacon though.

  2. bg_cyclist Says:

    Props to the wifey

  3. Saltyfugu Says:

    Good idea to clean your gun after 7 beers…..

  4. Jim Says:

    Saltyfugu is right. You pull that shit in my house, I’d kick your ass.

    Nobody, but nobody, cleans my guns after drinking beer.

    Gun cleaning is a Knob Creek sort of activity.

    I’ll let it pass this time though. Thanks for bringing it to our attention, Salty.

  5. el jefe Says:

    Guns and bacon? Jonny’s got himself a good wifey…

  6. Husky Midget Says:

    Big kitchen, I might have to call you small kitchen with only three strips. I’ve been known to have a few strips from time to time. If I want some bacon, I’ll check out big pun. I bet the wifey is a good shot – since she has supple gun rests built in. They act like a cross between sand bags and memory foam. I know because I have moobs. mamory foam.

  7. dave Says:

    Husky, anyone knows bacon don’t like to be crowded. How many panfuls you s’pose he fried up?

    Jeeze, now I’m hungy. Youse guys did it to me again!

  8. big jonny Says:

    You know, I think I was misleading in my word choice. I was drinking beer(s) while I was cleaning, not following termination of said drinking. And I also have beer(s) following said cleaning. Said drinking said fun.

    Hopefully this provides some clarity in my misdirection and factual gyrations.

  9. Saltyfugu Says:

    I will consult my attorney, though we don’t have any evidence, since we did get you to blow the lizer. That legal crap is in you brain, congratulations!

    When is porn coming back?

  10. burt.hoovis Says:

    There are few things better that a chick that can handle a firearm.

    Thanks,
    Burt

  11. jerryG Says:

    Midterms in law school? WTF?

  12. big jonny Says:

    jerryG, I attend what is referred to, in the common parlance of the twenty something rich kids I surround myself with, as a third tier toilet (TTT). Yale this ain’t. So, yes, midterm exams across the board at 20-25% of your final grade. Perhaps a saving grace, perhaps a damning obstacle. We’ll see how it plays out. The only good thing I can say at the moment is this place is preparing me to pass the bar exam. Aside from that lone nugget of glory, I’d just as soon throw myself down a flight of stairs.

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