God Bless America


Finished my fifth midterm exam in four days yesterday. Utterly mind numbing. Came home and drank seven beers while I cleaned the handgun. My wife is going to the range.


She needs to bring 250 rounds. They are/were loose. She made piles of ten. And then she put then in a Revlon makeup bag with a clear plastic sides and a zipper. It was awesome.


This morning, after she left at 6:15 am to meet the gun-nuts over at the range, I made bacon.

Happy Friday, indeed.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

12 thoughts on “God Bless America

  1. Saltyfugu is right. You pull that shit in my house, I’d kick your ass.

    Nobody, but nobody, cleans my guns after drinking beer.

    Gun cleaning is a Knob Creek sort of activity.

    I’ll let it pass this time though. Thanks for bringing it to our attention, Salty.

  2. Big kitchen, I might have to call you small kitchen with only three strips. I’ve been known to have a few strips from time to time. If I want some bacon, I’ll check out big pun. I bet the wifey is a good shot – since she has supple gun rests built in. They act like a cross between sand bags and memory foam. I know because I have moobs. mamory foam.

  3. Husky, anyone knows bacon don’t like to be crowded. How many panfuls you s’pose he fried up?

    Jeeze, now I’m hungy. Youse guys did it to me again!

  4. You know, I think I was misleading in my word choice. I was drinking beer(s) while I was cleaning, not following termination of said drinking. And I also have beer(s) following said cleaning. Said drinking said fun.

    Hopefully this provides some clarity in my misdirection and factual gyrations.

  5. I will consult my attorney, though we don’t have any evidence, since we did get you to blow the lizer. That legal crap is in you brain, congratulations!

    When is porn coming back?

  6. jerryG, I attend what is referred to, in the common parlance of the twenty something rich kids I surround myself with, as a third tier toilet (TTT). Yale this ain’t. So, yes, midterm exams across the board at 20-25% of your final grade. Perhaps a saving grace, perhaps a damning obstacle. We’ll see how it plays out. The only good thing I can say at the moment is this place is preparing me to pass the bar exam. Aside from that lone nugget of glory, I’d just as soon throw myself down a flight of stairs.