About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

12 thoughts on “I keeps it real, son.

  1. Brings back memories I seriously do not wish to revist.

    And I was there just before laptops. Try Shepardizing the Old Fashioned Way. Kinda like bridging the gap on an aluminum frame and a seriously potholed road.

    Keep on it, though. Being a lawyer is SO much better than being a law student.

  2. That looks fun. Do you periodically stand up and unleash a huge belch to break the tedium, and the concentration of your fellow studyers?

  3. So you are researching the adequacy and over use of the new Andy Reid offensive wildcat formation had have discovered that it actually keeps your defense ON the field longer. Conclusion: McNab, Vick and Glub whats his name cant dump the ball with quick slants short on 3rd down EVER. No super bowl

    Andy Reid’s new scheme = getting ready to get ready

  4. Why do lawyers wear neck ties? To hold down the foreskin…

    I wish you the best of luck in a country with 85% of the world’s lawyers…i am sure you will do fine. Just do me one favor, when you become a lawyer don’t nickel and dime minutes for $. If you are going to talk to a client on the phone for 5 minutes, don’t fucking charge for 15…

  5. Will I have to start paying your windbag wrecking ball ass to “review” my e-mails someday. God that would be gay.

  6. …how peaceful…how serene…how austere…

    …how the fuck do you stand it without gettin up, running around the room & screaming like a banshee every now n’ again ???