Ah shit, it’s the weekend. I got nothing to show for it. I’ll be putting in the hours (again) down at the library. That’s pretty much where I live now. At one time, it was the saddle. Not it’s the cubicle. The constant between both? A clear and convincing display of marginal adequacy. Hey, I’m a mid-pack kinda guy. I’m here for the laughs. And the cheeseburgers.
What’d ya mean there isn’t any cheeseburgers?
It’s crazy how you can go from being Joe Blow
To everybody on your dick, no homo
I bought my whole family whips, no Volvos
Next time I’m in church, please no photos
This the life that everybody ask for
This a fast life
We are on a crash course
What you think I rap for
To push a fucking Rav 4?
But I know that if I stay stun-ting
All these girls only gonna want one thing
I could spend my whole life good will hunting
Only good gon’ come is as good when I’m cumming
She got a ass that’ll swallow up a g-string
Kanye West may well be a jackass. But I pretty much don’t care.
The SSCXWC Portland cometh. Hide your sheep. Dude’s so zooted he’s rocking goggles on the regular. Space cadet style, son. Space Man Spiff. Ensemble from the soon to be released “Welcome to Hooter’s” collection. Available at finer retailers and Kona dealers this fall. Mention that one at the Kona booth and get stared as sideways. We’re here to make friends.
You have been warned.
Subject: Naked Bike ride in Philly From DC…
Dude, I remember from back in the day that your roots are in Philly. So hope to tell cycling’s devolved a bit since you were here: philly.com/philly/photos/The_Philly_Naked_Bike_Rid
I wish I could say I was there, but had to be out of town that day. Also dude, if you ever visit Philly again hit up Devils Den (devilsdenphilly.com) as Monks is closed for a long while as some poor dude died when the building had a little defect.
All your bikes are belong to us,