About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

6 thoughts on “Well said.

  1. I will ALWAYS respect a great pair of tits.

    Unless they’re attached to some crazy bitch. Then all they’re good for is suckin’ & squeezin’

  2. Makes you think.

    Is money with a hole in it more or less valuable?

    And what do they do with ‘money holes’? Do they recycle them? Or are they valuable as a stand alone currency much like the donut hole is to the donut?

    Is money is dough, and do is short for dough, is do money?

    Furthermore, is it considered defacing the coin if you tie a leather strap to it. If so what is the punishment for such a rebelious and public display ?

  3. Oh, okay. Couldn’t figure out why the 1/4″ fender washer.

    On a personal note we’re debating where to go for dinner. I have a sudden craving for Hooters. Odd.