Friday means a sum total of dick to a law student.

I used to write stories about riding bicycles. About training, traveling & racing. About my friends that were faster than me. About sleeping on sofas and drinking coffee. About lycra and tan lines. Now I just write about sitting on my ass and driving around Phoenix, Arizona in my “experienced” domestic automobile.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Saw a guy the other day on the drive in, sitting at a bus stop, crackin’ a forty, at 8:00 am. I looked over at him tipping that shit back, as the light before me went green, and thought, hell yeah. I like what you’re thinking there, buddy. You can’t stay drunk all day if you don’t start early. Words to live by.

Dude’s a hero. Happy Friday.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

4 thoughts on “Friday means a sum total of dick to a law student.

  1. I knew a guy who always started the day with a bottle of champagne. I thought that was classy.

    Then he would sit at the tavern and drink beer all afternoon, then drink a fifth of vodka in the evening. Dude was a world-class alkie.