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  1. Ray Says:

    How’d you figure out my outfit for SSWC09?!?!

  2. Brian Says:

    When you don’t have time to wait for “Swamp-ass.”

  3. scorekeeper scott Says:

    How did they get the HuskyMidget to talk about his days living with Jonny? Wasn’t BJ’s nickname supposed to be a national secret?

  4. Brian Says:

    When you don’t have time to wait for “Swamp-ass.”

  5. peg leg Says:

    Meet the NEW IMPROVED STD cover up. We can still cuddle.

  6. peg leg Says:

    Just say’n

  7. sommerfliesby Says:

    Who wears hot pants? WE WEAR HOT PANTS!

  8. singletrack maestro Says:

    “slenderize exactly where you want “

  9. Mikey Says:

    you laugh now, but you’ll be jealous on those long, cold chairlift rides come February.

  10. Baddcog Says:

    Forget chamis, I want air ride!

  11. bikesgonewild Says:

    …forget the “health” benefits, those are stylin’…

    …how about a contest…25 words or less, why i want “wonder sauna hot pants“…i can only imagine that everyone here covets those baby’s…

  12. uglyyeti Says:

    I think I just found my next camelbak bladder! (Or my new Whizzinator reservoir.)

  13. George W. Hayduke Says:

    Gonna need these for SSWC09… as padding. The course is ridiculously steep and rocky. Huge sections of hike-a-bike, unrideable steeps, and prone to bottlenecks (especially since the # of riders was not capped). Lame.

  14. -dan Says:

    I wanna see one made out of sausages

  15. Shawn Says:

    “I’m losing weight AND cooking a pot roast in my new Crotch Pot!”

  16. Gnome Says:

    Tennis Helmets.

  17. Snake Hawk Says:

    those are gayer than a leather rainbow. (no offense, dad!)

  18. Pablo Fleece Says:

    Where’s the matching shirt?

  19. butthead Says:

    hetero version of butt darts

  20. Nate Says:

    Dr. Oz was a male model to get through med school?

  21. Bowl of Dick Says:

    Hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs
    What kinds of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs?
    Big kids, little kids, kids who climb on rocks
    fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox
    love hot dogs, Armour Dot Dogs
    The dogs kids love to bite!

  22. John Says:

    Shawn FTW.

  23. KH Says:

    I was skeptical until I saw they were approved by the AAU/USA. My doubt is gone.

  24. E Says:

    If they made hats it might explain some of the comments on this site. But, as they apparently don’t, those comments and commenters remain unexplainable.

  25. Opus the Poet Says:

    just dropped by the site to see what it was over here that was driving 1/3 of my site’s traffic. now I know.

    When your balls aren’t sweaty enough on their own.

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  26. fit Says:

    If those are the “Long”, one wonders what the “Short” look like.

  27. ptbikeman Says:

    “Honey i’m still looking for that easy to inflate valve, could you blow it for me?”

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