About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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  1. How did they get the HuskyMidget to talk about his days living with Jonny? Wasn’t BJ’s nickname supposed to be a national secret?

  2. …forget the “health” benefits, those are stylin’…

    …how about a contest…25 words or less, why i want “wonder sauna hot pants“…i can only imagine that everyone here covets those baby’s…

  3. Gonna need these for SSWC09… as padding. The course is ridiculously steep and rocky. Huge sections of hike-a-bike, unrideable steeps, and prone to bottlenecks (especially since the # of riders was not capped). Lame.

  4. Hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs
    What kinds of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs?
    Big kids, little kids, kids who climb on rocks
    fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox
    love hot dogs, Armour Dot Dogs
    The dogs kids love to bite!

  5. If they made hats it might explain some of the comments on this site. But, as they apparently don’t, those comments and commenters remain unexplainable.

  6. just dropped by the site to see what it was over here that was driving 1/3 of my site’s traffic. now I know.

    When your balls aren’t sweaty enough on their own.

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