About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

8 thoughts on “The orchid stands alone against the darkness

  1. Why do I feel like I ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmssssssssssssss all of the sudden?

  2. reminds me of last time i was at big kitchen’s house. there i was enjoying the scent of an orchid when suddenly i didn’t feel so good. first it was my vision, then came a dull ache that enveloped me like a heavy wool blanket. next thing i know, i’m waking up in my driveway… oh man, my ass…….