Subject: To youm it may concern
That’s right.. Sometimes I make up words like ‘youm’.
Some of you already know this, and some of you don’t but as of the beginning of August I have parted ways with everybody’s favorite little company Swobo. This also means that I have let go of the reins (reigns) at ‘Guys Who Cut Their Own Hair(dot)com’ as well as the apple of my eye, “How To Avoid The Bummer Life(dot)com”. However fear not, as it will take more than that to shut a mouth this big. It’s my pleasure to announce my newest venture, allhailtheblackmarket.com, For your time and consideration on this matter, I Thank you from the bottom of my black heart.
Minister of Misinformation