This is my new favorite video of all time. There is so much shit going on in this one, I don’t even know where to start. The voice. The glasses. The muscle bound retardedness. The “baby blue” line. The “shaking that ass” line. The “can’t wait to watch this on fucking youtube” line. It is glorious.
Destined to be a classic may just be an understatement.
Jersey, yo. Off the chain. Reminds me of some of the people I went to high school with in Pennsylvania. And, coincidentally, why I went to college in Arizona. Distance does make the heart grow fonder.
They also remind me of my man the Husky Midget. Big time.
Shit, not only are these guys members of the Husky Midget Fan Club, three are founding members and the one behind the wheel is the president.
August 24th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
what the fuck was that….
August 24th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Is that one of those “clubs” where if you don’t play along, you get beat to shit? Jeesus. I never want to go to Jersey. Ever.
August 24th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Guido Beach is the best thing ever. The last minute is pure gold.
August 25th, 2009 at 3:55 am
Damn that’s funny. And sad. Very very sad.
August 25th, 2009 at 5:24 am
Nice Hyundai.
August 25th, 2009 at 5:34 am
jersey needs to be nuked from orbit. it’s the only way to be sure.
August 25th, 2009 at 5:48 am
no doubt, pfaff. if those bitches spent a little less on Ed Hardy hats, pec implants and creatine, they might’ve been able to afford, say, a Rav4.
August 25th, 2009 at 6:02 am
C’mon, Gnome. you, me & an Elantra. I’ve got a free case of Ripped Force Strawberry Smash and a sleeve of pink plastic cups. Let’s tear it up.
August 25th, 2009 at 6:41 am
Haha, I drove an elantra when I was 16.
However, I assure you the words “Yo bro, let’s go shoppin for some tank tops” was never uttered inside it.
August 25th, 2009 at 7:12 am
Paybacks are a bitch BDJ. Them Guido chicks know how to fight. Thank god my ma’s Irish. I’d like to see a youtube of those dudes in the car drop “waterfall” on some Next full susp. bikes. That would almost be as funny.
August 25th, 2009 at 7:17 am
FIVE TALL BOYS OF FULL THROTTLE!!
August 25th, 2009 at 8:01 am
I think I can take him on the dance floor.
August 25th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Guido’s got some moves!
I love how 2 chicks start fighting and it’s like a magnet for the whole beach. Within a minute it’s a full on riot.
Then the one guido who’s gotta be on camera in front of it all.
Good stuff.
August 25th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Makes me hate being from NJ. Ugh.. So happy I left that toilet 10 years ago.
August 25th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Jersey born and raised and these comments are stupid.
Every state has it’s fucktards.
Ours have big pecs and little brains.
What do they have in AZ or wherever your at now ?
Besides. I bet 95% of these assholes are really NY. Most likely Staten Island.
August 25th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Instead of “The Garden State,” the license plate motto should be, “The Tardin’ State.”
August 25th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
You’re actually right Colonel. Just change the clothes and the accent and those twats are everywhere… I’ll still rag on Jersey for Guido Beach though…
August 25th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
AZ is home of Whiskey Tango Kernel. Don’t you fagedaboudit.
August 25th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Like those fools ain’t Whiskey Tango…
August 25th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Being from the jersey shore
I laughed..
I laughed a little more
then I vomited..
then I vomited a lot more….
fuck that place!
August 25th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
You are stupid for picking such a video to post up. And, I am very stupid to be making a comment to this. Can’t you do better than that, though?
August 25th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
…so…those vid’s were real, huh ???…WOW !!!…amazing…
…amazingly fucking sad…
August 26th, 2009 at 3:17 am
…btw…i don’t think posting them is sad, just the content…
…s’good to know what the world is populated w/ so as to be able to avoid certain species…
August 26th, 2009 at 5:53 am
Buttshine, welcome to Drunkcyclist. The Cold War’s over. It’s okay to laugh here, and I promise, the Stasi won’t hear you.
Colonel, sucks to be offended. Especially by such a panel of otherwise respectful and sensitive philanthropists. Just be glad you’re not from Texas.
August 30th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Reminds me of the old Adam Sandler SNL line “IROC = Italian Retards Out Cruisin”.