The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
It would have helped me if the subtitles were in English. I have no idea what I just watched.
Grapes son. You watched grapes.
“so hard you gotta swallow it twice”
isn’t that what she said?
Bro! The dude’s gotta mean kick-flip, real sick mongo. Trip’n
(thank you slang.com), Jack
Aint no kickflip, son.
Dat’s GRAPE FLIP!
word.
Monsters don’t drink no diet blood.
“You gotta have some sorta gangsta-ness, some sorta G.” Aw shit, that rules all us spandex gangstas out.
I will longboard for the rest of my life