We watched the movie Coraline the other weekend about five times. Hey, I’ve got a three year old and she’s really into repetive viewing. Go figure. Anyway, the character Other Mother was one spooky lady! My daughter did not like her. Not one bit. Hell, none of us did. She was bad, bad, bad. (So sharp, you won’t feel a thing… shudder.)
So I’m watching the news the other day, and here comes ‘ol Nancy Pelosi.
God damn! I just about dropped my beer right then and there. Man, that one took a year off my life.
I looked over toward my daughter in case that mug splashed across our giant t.v. in HD scared her as much as it scared me. And, you know what? She wasn’t paying any attention at all. Even at three years old she already knows that when Daddy has on the News Hour with Jim Lehrer, it is something she best ignore completly.
Ignorance is indeed bliss.
Billy liked the blow: nydailynews.com/…tv_pitchman_billy_mays
Three hundred and twenty seven: 327words.blogspot.com
Mark the moment: jamesfallows.theatlantic.com
The guy’s a classic: amazon.com/member-reviews
My favorite thus far: amazon.com/review/…perm
Say it ain’t so, Joe: washingtonpost.com