All you Flagstiffs will be pleased to know that my hometown, the concrete clusterplex of Bibleburg, Colorado, sprawls like a fat late-term-abortion baby atop Outside magazine’s list of “America’s Best Cities.”
What lesson should we learn from this? Primarily, that if you’re into good weed, you should move not to Bibleburg, but to Santa Fe, where Outside is headquartered. ‘Cause those dudes must be smokin’ the good shit to be writing this shit.
Here in Bibleburg we can only hope that this brings us platoons, nay, battalions, of youthful, adventure-seeking body Nazis who otherwise would have moved to Flagstiff, Portland, Moab, Salida or Boulder. We can’t afford to feed the lions at the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo and could do with a little organic long pig.by