Comments on: Why do the race when you can buy it?

By: Gnome

Gnome — Fri, 22 May 2009 20:23:54 +0000

“Stan Hoovis”? Never heard a him. Is there a correlation between how much bikepunk sucks, and how much DC sucks?

That is Snake in the ebay ad with the DC jersey…

Of course, here’s the kegs too…

By: Mikey

Mikey — Fri, 22 May 2009 18:08:56 +0000

I only made 49 mph coming down 108th Ave. outta Kirkland last night. I was pretty spun out on the 53×12. Do I need an 11 cog in order to hit 50 mph?

By: Stan Hoovis

Stan Hoovis — Fri, 22 May 2009 14:47:06 +0000

Cycling is so low rent.

By: Bikepunk

Bikepunk — Fri, 22 May 2009 14:32:56 +0000

I’ll give the seller an empty beer can and a pic of my crusty post-100mile ride pink starfruit to jerk off with.

As for the girls… not so hot IMHO. Typical sorority-trash that wouldn’t do shit when push came to shove. All show and no go as it were.

This site really blows lately.

By: Crank

Crank — Fri, 22 May 2009 10:50:52 +0000

So these dudes pull up to the local coffee shop with dirt bikes on the car rack. Fuckin nice bikes. Poured a lot of money into these clean (hint) bikes. Had all the name brand clothing. We split, and went for a ride. On the way back, about 4 hours later, we see the car still parked. Walked inside trailing mud and sure as shit these dudes were still “talking bikes”and looking good. Wish I coulda hooked them up with a belt buckle. Pretty little things with highlights in their hair, soft hands, fair skin. Makes me remember cold nights in a Mexican prison……but that story is for another time.

By: montyp

montyp — Fri, 22 May 2009 06:54:36 +0000

if you want to mess with someone in NE MPLS bring it!! F U blond dred hipster!! and your surly friend at grumpy’s!! reply please!!

By: Flo

Flo — Fri, 22 May 2009 03:29:05 +0000

wait, how do i bid for the girls n’ kegs?

By: dd

dd — Fri, 22 May 2009 00:44:32 +0000

man that picture of the girls on the kegs is hot! not sure what it has to do with the buckle, but who cares.

By: mitch

mitch — Thu, 21 May 2009 22:17:56 +0000

looks like a DC jersey in one of the pics….

By: lowco2

lowco2 — Thu, 21 May 2009 22:08:07 +0000

Silver goes for about $14.5/oz. These things have to weigh many ounces, so if he doesn’t get at least $100 each, I’d melt them and sell the silver.

By: Pfaff

Pfaff — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:46:34 +0000

Haha, from the auction:

Q: Are you selling your grandpa’s purple heart too!?!?

A: Yes, that can be arranged. I also have some of your wife’s underwear for sale. and some of my toenail clippings.

By: montyp

montyp — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:38:17 +0000

fuck – someone beat my $6.66 bid.