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		<title>By: Flanders</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/05/20/wide-fucking-open/#comment-29553</link>
		<dc:creator>Flanders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 18:28:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bluff called!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bluff called!</p>
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		<title>By: fatbob</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/05/20/wide-fucking-open/#comment-29551</link>
		<dc:creator>fatbob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 16:03:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>and whomever that poor schmuck was &quot;sitting in the corner&quot; at self-absorbed summit ... it wasn&#039;t fatbob.  nope.  sorry.  wrong dude.  did any of you hipsters engage said &#039;corner sitter&#039;?  if not, were you merely admiring him from afar, gnomer?  how gay.  how lame.

the real fatbob was out of the state racing his BIKE (IHBC).

peace out.  this site sucks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and whomever that poor schmuck was &#8220;sitting in the corner&#8221; at self-absorbed summit &#8230; it wasn&#8217;t fatbob.  nope.  sorry.  wrong dude.  did any of you hipsters engage said &#8216;corner sitter&#8217;?  if not, were you merely admiring him from afar, gnomer?  how gay.  how lame.</p>
<p>the real fatbob was out of the state racing his BIKE (IHBC).</p>
<p>peace out.  this site sucks.</p>
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		<title>By: fatbob</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/05/20/wide-fucking-open/#comment-29550</link>
		<dc:creator>fatbob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 15:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Col. Flanders,

Next time I&#039;m in the bay area ... be sure to look you up.  You can suck my cock in your boxing (read felching) ring.  And yer friends can watch...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Col. Flanders,</p>
<p>Next time I&#8217;m in the bay area &#8230; be sure to look you up.  You can suck my cock in your boxing (read felching) ring.  And yer friends can watch&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: bikesgonewild</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/05/20/wide-fucking-open/#comment-29525</link>
		<dc:creator>bikesgonewild</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 07:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...jeesus, flanders...if ol&#039; fatbob takes ya up on that, i gotta be there...i&#039;ll buy the winner his brews...whataya drink ???...

...i&#039;m prob&#039;ly only a bike ride away up here in marin...

...btw, &lt;b&gt;gnomer&lt;/b&gt; said...&lt;i&gt;&quot;And &lt;b&gt;Fatbob&lt;/b&gt; never introduced himself. Just sat in the corner or so, and reasoned why his hater is better.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;...

...so &lt;b&gt;&quot;FATBOB&quot;&lt;/b&gt;...speaking of &lt;i&gt;&quot;calling out&quot;&lt;/i&gt;, what the fuck up, dude ???...you called out pretty much everybody, including the &lt;b&gt;pay n&#039; take&lt;/b&gt;, then you show up &amp; don&#039;t even fucking bother to add something worthwhile ???...don&#039;t really believe in the shit you speak over the internet ???...you afraid of public speaking or introducing yerself???...or do ya just not have the balls, excuse me, the courage of yer convictions ???...

...let&#039;s hear the fucking WORD, dude...so far, yer pretty disappointing but prob&#039;ly more so to yerself than anyone else, huh ???...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;jeesus, flanders&#8230;if ol&#8217; fatbob takes ya up on that, i gotta be there&#8230;i&#8217;ll buy the winner his brews&#8230;whataya drink ???&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;i&#8217;m prob&#8217;ly only a bike ride away up here in marin&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;btw, <b>gnomer</b> said&#8230;<i>&#8220;And <b>Fatbob</b> never introduced himself. Just sat in the corner or so, and reasoned why his hater is better.&#8221;</i>&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;so <b>&#8220;FATBOB&#8221;</b>&#8230;speaking of <i>&#8220;calling out&#8221;</i>, what the fuck up, dude ???&#8230;you called out pretty much everybody, including the <b>pay n&#8217; take</b>, then you show up &amp; don&#8217;t even fucking bother to add something worthwhile ???&#8230;don&#8217;t really believe in the shit you speak over the internet ???&#8230;you afraid of public speaking or introducing yerself???&#8230;or do ya just not have the balls, excuse me, the courage of yer convictions ???&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;let&#8217;s hear the fucking WORD, dude&#8230;so far, yer pretty disappointing but prob&#8217;ly more so to yerself than anyone else, huh ???&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Flanders</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/05/20/wide-fucking-open/#comment-29523</link>
		<dc:creator>Flanders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 06:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Flounders and BGW:

Any time, any place.&quot;

Hey Bigaybob,

What does this mean, exactly? Is this an offer for a free blow job?... 
Be more specific! If it&#039;s a threat, I&#039;m really shaking! Nothing more scary than someone blowing shit out of their pie hole on the internet!!!

&quot;And an affirmative yes, that would be calling you out.&quot;

You go ahead and let me know, next time you&#039;re in the bay area! My friends have a clubhouse with a boxing ring. They will be plenty happy to watch, and ref a good clean boxing match. I check this website regularly during the week. Just let me know, and I&#039;ll make the arrangements. Good, clean fun! Loser shuts the fuck up!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Flounders and BGW:</p>
<p>Any time, any place.&#8221;</p>
<p>Hey Bigaybob,</p>
<p>What does this mean, exactly? Is this an offer for a free blow job?&#8230;<br />
Be more specific! If it&#8217;s a threat, I&#8217;m really shaking! Nothing more scary than someone blowing shit out of their pie hole on the internet!!!</p>
<p>&#8220;And an affirmative yes, that would be calling you out.&#8221;</p>
<p>You go ahead and let me know, next time you&#8217;re in the bay area! My friends have a clubhouse with a boxing ring. They will be plenty happy to watch, and ref a good clean boxing match. I check this website regularly during the week. Just let me know, and I&#8217;ll make the arrangements. Good, clean fun! Loser shuts the fuck up!</p>
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		<title>By: bikesgonewild</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/05/20/wide-fucking-open/#comment-29496</link>
		<dc:creator>bikesgonewild</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 21:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...owww, wow...it&#039;s like &lt;b&gt;elvis&lt;/b&gt; sang, &lt;b&gt;fatbob&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;i&gt;&quot;i&#039;m all shook up&quot;&lt;/i&gt;...

...nothing &lt;i&gt;homo&lt;b&gt;phobic&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt; about my comment, bud...you were slingin&#039; shit &amp; i slung some back at ya...it had a particular &quot;theme&quot; but there ain&#039;t nothing &quot;phobic&quot; about it...

...if yer concerned about articulation &amp; maturity, then keep an eye on yer own finger pointing... 

...hope ya showed up at the &quot;summit&quot; &amp; had something worthwhile &amp; positive to add to the discussion...quite honestly, we all &quot;flash&quot; w/ anger, that&#039;s just human nature but are ya cool enough to find common ground &amp; an attitude that might work &amp; prevail for all concerned...

...just remember...that little petri dish of funky ass cycling emotions down there in &lt;b&gt;az&lt;/b&gt; can carry a long way, what w/ the inter-net...in general, all of us have &quot;trail &amp; land use&quot; issues wherever we are around the country...let&#039;s not anybody set any stupid precedents...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;owww, wow&#8230;it&#8217;s like <b>elvis</b> sang, <b>fatbob</b>, <i>&#8220;i&#8217;m all shook up&#8221;</i>&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;nothing <i>homo<b>phobic</b></i> about my comment, bud&#8230;you were slingin&#8217; shit &amp; i slung some back at ya&#8230;it had a particular &#8220;theme&#8221; but there ain&#8217;t nothing &#8220;phobic&#8221; about it&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;if yer concerned about articulation &amp; maturity, then keep an eye on yer own finger pointing&#8230; </p>
<p>&#8230;hope ya showed up at the &#8220;summit&#8221; &amp; had something worthwhile &amp; positive to add to the discussion&#8230;quite honestly, we all &#8220;flash&#8221; w/ anger, that&#8217;s just human nature but are ya cool enough to find common ground &amp; an attitude that might work &amp; prevail for all concerned&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;just remember&#8230;that little petri dish of funky ass cycling emotions down there in <b>az</b> can carry a long way, what w/ the inter-net&#8230;in general, all of us have &#8220;trail &amp; land use&#8221; issues wherever we are around the country&#8230;let&#8217;s not anybody set any stupid precedents&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: fatbob</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/05/20/wide-fucking-open/#comment-29492</link>
		<dc:creator>fatbob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 17:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Flounders and BGW:

Any time, any place.  And way to keep with the homophob theme - very articulate and mature.

Fuck you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Flounders and BGW:</p>
<p>Any time, any place.  And way to keep with the homophob theme &#8211; very articulate and mature.</p>
<p>Fuck you.</p>
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		<title>By: dave</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/05/20/wide-fucking-open/#comment-29490</link>
		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 15:48:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The bad cop article was straight terrifying. Such as that slob should not be allowed to drive; nevermind having a gun and a badge.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The bad cop article was straight terrifying. Such as that slob should not be allowed to drive; nevermind having a gun and a badge.</p>
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		<title>By: bikesgonewild</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/05/20/wide-fucking-open/#comment-29447</link>
		<dc:creator>bikesgonewild</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 10:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...did i read that right, &lt;b&gt;fatbob&lt;/b&gt; ???...you say yer coming out ???...

...good for you &amp; thanks for sharing...

...i may be straight as a fucking arrow, fatbob, but hey, i&#039;m a sensitive guy &amp; i&#039;ve been thinkin&#039; about how to help ya come all the way out of the closet...

...whisper &lt;i&gt;&quot;i like walks on the beach, cute puppies &amp; milkshakes w/ two scoops of vanilla &amp; fresh strawberries&quot;&lt;/i&gt; in the ear of any of the men you find yerself attracted to...

...i&#039;ll bet you&#039;ll be &lt;i&gt;&quot;taking it like a man&quot;&lt;/i&gt; before the night is out...

...&amp; hey, enjoy...just sayin&#039;...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;did i read that right, <b>fatbob</b> ???&#8230;you say yer coming out ???&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;good for you &amp; thanks for sharing&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;i may be straight as a fucking arrow, fatbob, but hey, i&#8217;m a sensitive guy &amp; i&#8217;ve been thinkin&#8217; about how to help ya come all the way out of the closet&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;whisper <i>&#8220;i like walks on the beach, cute puppies &amp; milkshakes w/ two scoops of vanilla &amp; fresh strawberries&#8221;</i> in the ear of any of the men you find yerself attracted to&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;i&#8217;ll bet you&#8217;ll be <i>&#8220;taking it like a man&#8221;</i> before the night is out&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;&amp; hey, enjoy&#8230;just sayin&#8217;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Flanders</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/05/20/wide-fucking-open/#comment-29444</link>
		<dc:creator>Flanders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 07:54:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is fatbitch done flappin his lips?
&#039;Flounders&#039; oooohhh That really hurt man!!!!  I&#039;m gonna be cryin about that one ALL weekend!
Punk Bitch!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is fatbitch done flappin his lips?<br />
&#8216;Flounders&#8217; oooohhh That really hurt man!!!!  I&#8217;m gonna be cryin about that one ALL weekend!<br />
Punk Bitch!</p>
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		<title>By: Flanders</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/05/20/wide-fucking-open/#comment-29430</link>
		<dc:creator>Flanders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 22:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did you remember to put ice on it?</description>
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		<title>By: mitch</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/05/20/wide-fucking-open/#comment-29426</link>
		<dc:creator>mitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 22:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>on last nights ride i think i hit my head on the smog ceiling...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>on last nights ride i think i hit my head on the smog ceiling&#8230;</p>
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