About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

7 thoughts on “What Would Glenn Danzig do?

  1. Glenn,

    You need to shave your shit dude…you have been fighting the Rogaine war for years now, just let it go. A bald Kentucky waterfall is go through life son…

  2. Anytime someone takes themselves too seriously, they will get taken down like this by some fuckin normal guy 9 out of 10 times.

  3. I love how he pushes the dude and then kind of flexes on him like a tough guy, which effectively puts his head in perfect position to receive a roundhouse in the jaw.

    I’ve seen this tactic used in a couple of fights before and it boggles my mind.

    One time I was at a bar and these two thug wannabe white dudes started talking smack to one another. One guy puffs out his chest into the other guys chest with his arms way back and his neck extended. The other guy takes a baby step back, uppercuts him in the jaw and knocks him out cold.

    When in a fight, you want to protect your head, not stick it out towards your opponent. Seems like common sense, but the sheer size of the kids “Big T” proved that he was deficient in that critical area to begin with.

  4. Pfaff- you hit it on the head. Why is that the ultimate response when the testosterone is up? In my experience, you don’t even need the headshot, just a well-place, hard hit right below the sternum will fold a dude like a lawnchair.

    Danzig shoulda quit with the Misfits.

  5. All those steroids may bulk you up but they don’t do much for brains or jaw muscles apparently.

    This video just doesn’t get old, always amuses me at least.

    The hair is funny. He and Jerry Only both need to give it up and give in to the receding hairlines.