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		<title>By: Taylor</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/04/21/what-the-hell/#comment-28664</link>
		<dc:creator>Taylor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s a plan, Dave.</description>
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		<title>By: dave</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/04/21/what-the-hell/#comment-28649</link>
		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 08:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Even better-Get Mexico to put their country up as collateral. After they default we sell it as a handyman&#039;s special. Bonus-Most of their bricklayers, painters, drywallers, landscapers and like that are here. Now there are jobs in Mexico that they can go back to.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even better-Get Mexico to put their country up as collateral. After they default we sell it as a handyman&#8217;s special. Bonus-Most of their bricklayers, painters, drywallers, landscapers and like that are here. Now there are jobs in Mexico that they can go back to.</p>
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		<title>By: dave</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/04/21/what-the-hell/#comment-28648</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 08:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think we&#039;re missing out on a golden oportunity here. What we do is, we sell Tejas to Mexico, interest-only, adjustable rate with a bigg-assed balloon payment in five years. When Mexico defaults (you know they will) we repossess it, clean it up and flip it. We should be able to do this maybe five or six times at least.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think we&#8217;re missing out on a golden oportunity here. What we do is, we sell Tejas to Mexico, interest-only, adjustable rate with a bigg-assed balloon payment in five years. When Mexico defaults (you know they will) we repossess it, clean it up and flip it. We should be able to do this maybe five or six times at least.</p>
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		<title>By: Taylor</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/04/21/what-the-hell/#comment-28639</link>
		<dc:creator>Taylor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 02:32:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Texas is downwind of (nuke) Phoenix.  Perfect.

I love this shit from Brody...

Ron Paul has never voted to raise taxes.
He never voted for an unbalanced budget.
Has never voted for a federal restriction on gun ownership.
Has never voted to raise congressional pay.
Has never taken a government-paid junket.
Has never voted to increase the power of the executive branch.
Ron Paul voted against the Patriot Act.
He voted against regulating the Internet.
He voted against the Iraq war.
He does not participate in the lucrative congressional pension program.
He returns a portion of his annual congressional office budget to the U.S. treasury every year

...Especially cast against his RuPaul&#039;s very fiscally conservative earmark record:   

1. $25,000 for the Brazoria County Sheriff to establish a “Children’s Identification and Location Database.”
2. $8 million for the marketing of wild American shrimp.
3. $2.3 million for shrimp fishing research.
4. $3 million to “secure the acquisition of the McGinnes tract, protecting its critical natural resources and helping consolidate refuge inholdings.”
5. $5 million to expand the cancer center at Brazosport Hospital.
6. $200,000 for the Matagorda Episcopal Health Outreach Program to fund a “National Health Service Corp Scholar.”
7. $4.5 million to study the effects of the health risks of vanadium.
8. $3 million to test imported shrimp for antibiotics. (Does anyone think there is a big shrimp industry in Paul’s district?)
9. $10 million to repair the Galveston railways causeway bridge.
10. $1.18 million for “Personalized Medicine in Asthma”
11. $100,000 for a “data-driven automated system for nursing students on the Texas Gulf Coast.”
12. $257,000 to “prepare graduates from the doctoral program at the University of Texas Medical Branch School of Nursing to assume faculty roles in schools for nursing with a deficient number of doctoral level faculty.”
13. $1.4 million to buy buses for the Golden Crescent Regional Commission.
14. $2 million to buy buses for Galveston.
15. $5 million for highway spending.
16. $2 million to replace facilities for Galveston bus service.
17. $3 million to replace facilities for the Golden Crescent Regional bus facility.
18. $2 million to repair the Galveston trolley.
19. $2.14 million to renovate the Edna Theater.
20. $13 million for I-69 highway project.
21. $30 million the Texas Maritime Academy to refurbish a ship.
22. $4.5 million to maintain Cedar Bayou. Plus another $9 million
23. $15 million for “construction at GIWW Matagorda Bay.” Plus another $5.8 million
24. $100,000 to maintain Chocolate Bayou.
25. $2.5 million to maintain Double Bayou.

The great corporate auction that is American democracy continues. Especially in Texas.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Texas is downwind of (nuke) Phoenix.  Perfect.</p>
<p>I love this shit from Brody&#8230;</p>
<p>Ron Paul has never voted to raise taxes.<br />
He never voted for an unbalanced budget.<br />
Has never voted for a federal restriction on gun ownership.<br />
Has never voted to raise congressional pay.<br />
Has never taken a government-paid junket.<br />
Has never voted to increase the power of the executive branch.<br />
Ron Paul voted against the Patriot Act.<br />
He voted against regulating the Internet.<br />
He voted against the Iraq war.<br />
He does not participate in the lucrative congressional pension program.<br />
He returns a portion of his annual congressional office budget to the U.S. treasury every year</p>
<p>&#8230;Especially cast against his RuPaul&#8217;s very fiscally conservative earmark record:   </p>
<p>1. $25,000 for the Brazoria County Sheriff to establish a “Children’s Identification and Location Database.”<br />
2. $8 million for the marketing of wild American shrimp.<br />
3. $2.3 million for shrimp fishing research.<br />
4. $3 million to “secure the acquisition of the McGinnes tract, protecting its critical natural resources and helping consolidate refuge inholdings.”<br />
5. $5 million to expand the cancer center at Brazosport Hospital.<br />
6. $200,000 for the Matagorda Episcopal Health Outreach Program to fund a “National Health Service Corp Scholar.”<br />
7. $4.5 million to study the effects of the health risks of vanadium.<br />
8. $3 million to test imported shrimp for antibiotics. (Does anyone think there is a big shrimp industry in Paul’s district?)<br />
9. $10 million to repair the Galveston railways causeway bridge.<br />
10. $1.18 million for “Personalized Medicine in Asthma”<br />
11. $100,000 for a “data-driven automated system for nursing students on the Texas Gulf Coast.”<br />
12. $257,000 to “prepare graduates from the doctoral program at the University of Texas Medical Branch School of Nursing to assume faculty roles in schools for nursing with a deficient number of doctoral level faculty.”<br />
13. $1.4 million to buy buses for the Golden Crescent Regional Commission.<br />
14. $2 million to buy buses for Galveston.<br />
15. $5 million for highway spending.<br />
16. $2 million to replace facilities for Galveston bus service.<br />
17. $3 million to replace facilities for the Golden Crescent Regional bus facility.<br />
18. $2 million to repair the Galveston trolley.<br />
19. $2.14 million to renovate the Edna Theater.<br />
20. $13 million for I-69 highway project.<br />
21. $30 million the Texas Maritime Academy to refurbish a ship.<br />
22. $4.5 million to maintain Cedar Bayou. Plus another $9 million<br />
23. $15 million for “construction at GIWW Matagorda Bay.” Plus another $5.8 million<br />
24. $100,000 to maintain Chocolate Bayou.<br />
25. $2.5 million to maintain Double Bayou.</p>
<p>The great corporate auction that is American democracy continues. Especially in Texas.</p>
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		<title>By: Mikey</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/04/21/what-the-hell/#comment-28623</link>
		<dc:creator>Mikey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>DIMPL-BITT = Does My Penis Look Bigger In This Truck?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DIMPL-BITT = Does My Penis Look Bigger In This Truck?</p>
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		<title>By: Flanders</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/04/21/what-the-hell/#comment-28613</link>
		<dc:creator>Flanders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 05:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;DIMPL-BITTS!!&quot; Where do you come up with this faggot shit? Are you from Vermont?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;DIMPL-BITTS!!&#8221; Where do you come up with this faggot shit? Are you from Vermont?</p>
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		<title>By: Mikey</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/04/21/what-the-hell/#comment-28612</link>
		<dc:creator>Mikey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 04:39:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;every other vehicle on the roads seem to be a dualie or similar giant ranch vehicle. Starting to wonder how many actual ranchers there are.&quot;

pirata-

DIMPL-BITTS!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;every other vehicle on the roads seem to be a dualie or similar giant ranch vehicle. Starting to wonder how many actual ranchers there are.&#8221;</p>
<p>pirata-</p>
<p>DIMPL-BITTS!!</p>
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		<title>By: pirata</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/04/21/what-the-hell/#comment-28611</link>
		<dc:creator>pirata</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 04:34:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As a current resident of Texas, I object to the ideas of Texas being given to France or Mexico, basically because I really don&#039;t want to enjoy the fun of relocating at the moment.

Aside from that, I can&#039;t argue much against the rest of the statements.  This state is pretty damn dead on sterotypically speaking, from what I have seen.  People have all been friendly at least. 

I also need to add, it is generally pretty flat, and windy as fuck.  At least the temperatures are warm.  Must add that about every other vehicle on the roads seem to be a dualie or similar giant ranch vehicle.  Starting to wonder how many actual ranchers there are.

As for the state politics, I am suffering some political OD and just covering my ears for now, I don&#039;t think my brain can handle it.

There is certainly no doubt where you are when in Texas, since it is in your face in a big tex kind of way.  

Hey, wait, maybe everyone shouldn&#039;t be knocking Texas so much.  Didn&#039;t the worlds all time greatest, super awesome bicycle racer come from here?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a current resident of Texas, I object to the ideas of Texas being given to France or Mexico, basically because I really don&#8217;t want to enjoy the fun of relocating at the moment.</p>
<p>Aside from that, I can&#8217;t argue much against the rest of the statements.  This state is pretty damn dead on sterotypically speaking, from what I have seen.  People have all been friendly at least. </p>
<p>I also need to add, it is generally pretty flat, and windy as fuck.  At least the temperatures are warm.  Must add that about every other vehicle on the roads seem to be a dualie or similar giant ranch vehicle.  Starting to wonder how many actual ranchers there are.</p>
<p>As for the state politics, I am suffering some political OD and just covering my ears for now, I don&#8217;t think my brain can handle it.</p>
<p>There is certainly no doubt where you are when in Texas, since it is in your face in a big tex kind of way.  </p>
<p>Hey, wait, maybe everyone shouldn&#8217;t be knocking Texas so much.  Didn&#8217;t the worlds all time greatest, super awesome bicycle racer come from here?</p>
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		<title>By: Flanders</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/04/21/what-the-hell/#comment-28608</link>
		<dc:creator>Flanders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 21:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What&#039;s Mount Rushmore got to say about all this?....  Nevermind, I probably don&#039;t want to hear it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s Mount Rushmore got to say about all this?&#8230;.  Nevermind, I probably don&#8217;t want to hear it!</p>
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		<title>By: WineDog</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/04/21/what-the-hell/#comment-28601</link>
		<dc:creator>WineDog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:46:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Texas wants to secede?  See ya!</description>
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		<title>By: Flanders</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/04/21/what-the-hell/#comment-28589</link>
		<dc:creator>Flanders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:17:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Bowl Of Dick!.... You a friend of Stevil&#039;s? That sounds like an appointed title!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Bowl Of Dick!&#8230;. You a friend of Stevil&#8217;s? That sounds like an appointed title!</p>
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		<title>By: Bowl Of Dick</title>
		<link>http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/04/21/what-the-hell/#comment-28587</link>
		<dc:creator>Bowl Of Dick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 05:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>he cant speak too loud or some corporate giant will tag him</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>he cant speak too loud or some corporate giant will tag him</p>
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