I know already linked up to this deal a few days ago, but man, these images are priceless. I can’t just keep the giggles to myself. You slap-chop me?
Linguini, martini, bikini, fo sheezy… 1 Slap, a bloody face. 2 slaps, bam busted eyeball. It’s just that easy.
I’m guessing sales are through the roof.
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:25 am
Why in the world would you fucking tongue kiss a whore?
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:32 am
I was at a strip/whore club in Mexico once after the end of a week long stage race, and the local dudes would call the snaggle tooth dance/hookers down off the dance-catwalk, place them up on the table spread eagle, right there next to you, and dive into the muff face first – wiggle wiggle. un-fucking-believable. Had I not seen it wit me own pissholes, I’d never believed it.
Who the fuck thinks that’s a good idea? I mean really?
kissing a hooka? nasty as shit and apparently small potatoes in the grand scheme of humanities transcendence.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:04 pm
I think they make a lovely couple.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:05 pm
I hope he’s at the boat show again this year! I’ll have to come up with a good question for him… Any ideas?
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Made in Germany…you know those Germans are always making great stuff!
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Haaaaa Haaaaa. I’m dying here!!! Priceless.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:29 pm
You can see on his face, there is some shit going through his head right now. Too bad there wasn’t anything going through it at the time.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:42 pm
sfb beat me to it- but now there’s a fun-loving couple. They’d be a hoot to party with, but pay for your drinks in cash so you can run when the blood starts spurting.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:46 pm
“It just so happens I’ve got the PERFECT thing to mop up that blood…”
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:36 pm
He paid $1000 for that? I think he could have “gotten off” with an insanity defense.
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:52 pm
The beating looks to have improved his looks considerably…
April 2nd, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Hey, put Shlomi’s picture next to Lance and Bevis… The picture in the link is dead on Bevis!
Tweeker!
April 2nd, 2009 at 4:06 pm
‘We’re gonna do this in real time. You following me camera guy?’
April 2nd, 2009 at 8:55 pm
good thing he didn’t ask for a blowjob…
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:22 pm
holly shit I am never paying for sex again
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:25 pm
for a grand she better be a GFE and at least BBBJ. Greek might even be included for a friggn grand.. jesus I would have done all that for 500 and included multi shots on goal
good thing for him she didnt have a pimp. he’d be a dead motherfucker
April 3rd, 2009 at 8:53 am
Well “PUCK” me.
April 4th, 2009 at 2:39 am
…do ya think when they look back at these fotos in some day & realize they both ended up wearing the same hospital gowns, that they’ll laugh & be brought closer together ???…
…or am i just a romantic sucker looking for a happy ending ???…
April 4th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Did you say happy ending?
April 5th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
…well now…as i mentioned, i might be an incurable romantic but w/ names like whoreable barbie (mm, mmm, ladies first) & bikesgonewild, ya just gotta figure it would be happy ending after happy ending after happy ending…
…just sayin’…
April 6th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
I kinda like her… but i’m sol no grand here …