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		<title>By: HUMPTY</title>
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		<dc:creator>HUMPTY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>bob,

I am sorry, I could understand a word you said.... 

Could you please takes Armstrong&#039;s cock and ball out of your mouth? 

Lance can be a Dick 

Lance Doped, and probably will get away with one of the biggest cases of sporting fraud in recent history...

but 

Lance still gives hope to Cancer Patients.... 

Does not mean that I have to ignore the other shit that comes with it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>bob,</p>
<p>I am sorry, I could understand a word you said&#8230;. </p>
<p>Could you please takes Armstrong&#8217;s cock and ball out of your mouth? </p>
<p>Lance can be a Dick </p>
<p>Lance Doped, and probably will get away with one of the biggest cases of sporting fraud in recent history&#8230;</p>
<p>but </p>
<p>Lance still gives hope to Cancer Patients&#8230;. </p>
<p>Does not mean that I have to ignore the other shit that comes with it.</p>
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		<title>By: shoeyshoemoker</title>
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		<dc:creator>shoeyshoemoker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:28:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Whatever he is off the bike is irrelevant.  And all y’all are hate’n on lance the person not the rider so shut the fuck up and save it for People Magazine

Kurt Schilling off the mound is a douche bag and I don’t give a fuck because on the mound he has/had a wicked splitter that crushed batters in the regular season and the post season; get got results.  Lance off the bike some might argue is an asshole but on the bike he breaks legs and makes riders shake

Too many personality police in this world.  You don&#039;t have to be an asshole to be good.  But typically the best get over time and again because they have that &quot;i don&#039;t give a shit about anyone else or what they think&quot; attitude to get it done.

Like him or not Lance gets results on and off the bike.  And he is an asshole but so what

I expect him to come back and try to kill it and if he fails he will be the first to say so.

This season alone, old man or not, entire teams had to readjust their schedules after his short press conference announcing the comeback.  

Lets not hate on him just because he is a pop sensation now too.  I mean BP you loved Blockparty and Franzferdinand until they were played on the radio. And I think I remember you digging on some Lance in 99

 come on bro let it go


Lance is a dick so what.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whatever he is off the bike is irrelevant.  And all y’all are hate’n on lance the person not the rider so shut the fuck up and save it for People Magazine</p>
<p>Kurt Schilling off the mound is a douche bag and I don’t give a fuck because on the mound he has/had a wicked splitter that crushed batters in the regular season and the post season; get got results.  Lance off the bike some might argue is an asshole but on the bike he breaks legs and makes riders shake</p>
<p>Too many personality police in this world.  You don&#8217;t have to be an asshole to be good.  But typically the best get over time and again because they have that &#8220;i don&#8217;t give a shit about anyone else or what they think&#8221; attitude to get it done.</p>
<p>Like him or not Lance gets results on and off the bike.  And he is an asshole but so what</p>
<p>I expect him to come back and try to kill it and if he fails he will be the first to say so.</p>
<p>This season alone, old man or not, entire teams had to readjust their schedules after his short press conference announcing the comeback.  </p>
<p>Lets not hate on him just because he is a pop sensation now too.  I mean BP you loved Blockparty and Franzferdinand until they were played on the radio. And I think I remember you digging on some Lance in 99</p>
<p> come on bro let it go</p>
<p>Lance is a dick so what.</p>
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		<title>By: jackit</title>
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		<dc:creator>jackit</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:06:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what kind of asshole takes pleasure in something like this? oh wait, you do.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what kind of asshole takes pleasure in something like this? oh wait, you do.</p>
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		<title>By: bikesgonewild</title>
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		<dc:creator>bikesgonewild</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...gimme a fucking break...those of you screaming the loudest about &lt;i&gt;&quot;doping in cycling&quot;&lt;/i&gt; are more concerned about having a &quot;anti-lance&quot; bandwagon to self righteously wave yer indignation around &#039;cuz ya wanna feel &quot;right&quot; about something...

...basically you&#039;ve got a hard-on for lance because he&#039;s the one getting the press &amp; he gets the press because of his situation..

...if you were honestly concerned, you&#039;d look beyond lance at what must be over 100 (arbitrary number) other pro&#039;s who were involved in doping schemes who were never caught or mentioned...why the fuck aren&#039;t you focused on the whole problem rather than one athlete who&#039;s popularity ironically upped the ante as regards our being better able to view the sport on tv, this side of the pond...

...do i think lance is a &quot;nice&quot; guy just because he&#039;s taken an initiative against the disease that almost killed him ???...no, i don&#039;t...
...do i think he doped ???...yup, i&#039;d agree w/ most of you on that...
...do i expect him to admit it publicly ???...nope, not when he&#039;s got so many people looking up to him &amp; not anymore than i&#039;d expect the &lt;i&gt;&quot;silent majority&quot;&lt;/i&gt; to expose their complicity...not fucking likely to happen, bubba...

...but the man does have a huge capacity to accept all the extra-curricular activity surrounding his &#039;celebrity&#039; &amp; still go out &amp; do both the job racing a bicycle &amp; the job of representing a cause, a fact obviously lost on some folks...does that make him a saint ???...not fucking likely but it does put him in a select category of people who can achieve beyond the ordinary...

...some people do it quietly, some don&#039;t...lance ain&#039;t quiet about it...get over it if that&#039;s yer concern...
...the man may have a huge ego but if ya don&#039;t realize he&#039;s actually trying to achieve something beyond personal gratification, then i feel fucking sorry for you &amp; yer sad little life...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;gimme a fucking break&#8230;those of you screaming the loudest about <i>&#8220;doping in cycling&#8221;</i> are more concerned about having a &#8220;anti-lance&#8221; bandwagon to self righteously wave yer indignation around &#8216;cuz ya wanna feel &#8220;right&#8221; about something&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;basically you&#8217;ve got a hard-on for lance because he&#8217;s the one getting the press &amp; he gets the press because of his situation..</p>
<p>&#8230;if you were honestly concerned, you&#8217;d look beyond lance at what must be over 100 (arbitrary number) other pro&#8217;s who were involved in doping schemes who were never caught or mentioned&#8230;why the fuck aren&#8217;t you focused on the whole problem rather than one athlete who&#8217;s popularity ironically upped the ante as regards our being better able to view the sport on tv, this side of the pond&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;do i think lance is a &#8220;nice&#8221; guy just because he&#8217;s taken an initiative against the disease that almost killed him ???&#8230;no, i don&#8217;t&#8230;<br />
&#8230;do i think he doped ???&#8230;yup, i&#8217;d agree w/ most of you on that&#8230;<br />
&#8230;do i expect him to admit it publicly ???&#8230;nope, not when he&#8217;s got so many people looking up to him &amp; not anymore than i&#8217;d expect the <i>&#8220;silent majority&#8221;</i> to expose their complicity&#8230;not fucking likely to happen, bubba&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;but the man does have a huge capacity to accept all the extra-curricular activity surrounding his &#8216;celebrity&#8217; &amp; still go out &amp; do both the job racing a bicycle &amp; the job of representing a cause, a fact obviously lost on some folks&#8230;does that make him a saint ???&#8230;not fucking likely but it does put him in a select category of people who can achieve beyond the ordinary&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;some people do it quietly, some don&#8217;t&#8230;lance ain&#8217;t quiet about it&#8230;get over it if that&#8217;s yer concern&#8230;<br />
&#8230;the man may have a huge ego but if ya don&#8217;t realize he&#8217;s actually trying to achieve something beyond personal gratification, then i feel fucking sorry for you &amp; yer sad little life&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: butthead</title>
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		<dc:creator>butthead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Right on Pirata

Dude here in OC there have been cat v fags who put a needle in their ass just to pound chest at the coffee shop after a como street ride.  for real</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Right on Pirata</p>
<p>Dude here in OC there have been cat v fags who put a needle in their ass just to pound chest at the coffee shop after a como street ride.  for real</p>
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		<title>By: pirata</title>
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		<dc:creator>pirata</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 03:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So great, Lance broke his collarbone and is out.  Now cycling is a better place, king doper is gone for a while, right?  He is getting a little of what he deserves. I guess I could buy that.

I was kind of bored and thought about this a bit.  I don&#039;t see any real positive from this overall.  May change my mind in a day, but for now this is my stream of thought on Lance in cycling.

For those who like cycling media coverage, it is safe to say the Lance factor has significantly boosted the amount of cycling on tv, even if it mean listening to douchebags in the commentators boxes for a while.  Fuck it and mute it, or bitch about the shitty coverage later online.

For those in the bike industry, Lance has surely helped sell a lot of bikes and the all so critical to the bottom line misc. accessories.  Perhaps that has added to the number of douchebags on the road but then at least all of us real cyclists have someone to look down on.  Not to mention it is a lot easier to find a training wheelset for a good price on craigslist for cross season or after some dipshit takes you out on the local weekly world cup.

These same cat Vs are the ones putting a lot of cash in the promoters hands as they put on their generic yellow jerseys and USPS/Disco/Astana kits for their ventures in to racing.  In the areas I have raced the IV/V classes are usually the biggest.  

Now here is a bit of a moral balancing act, but bear with me if you have read this far.
Lance returned touting his desire to race around the world to spread the word on the fight against cancer.  Is that all it?  I doubt it, I think it is a good reason to come back out of retirement because he just can&#039;t stand to see the racing from the team car any longer.
That said, if he does promote the fight against cancer, then I am all for it.  I do believe his foundation has done a lot of good and he seems to truly care, not just fronting it as a celebrity spokesperson.
Is he a doper?  Probably.  I would bet on it.  Is he a nice guy?  I don&#039;t think so?  Total dick?  Quite likely.
In the end, if he wants to dope and cheat others in the sport but it makes a significant difference (yeah, quantify significant, so how about &quot;any&quot;) in the cancer fight, then I&#039;ll fucking stick him with the drug of choice myself.  Its a dirty sport now and he isn&#039;t going to make it cleaner or dirtier.  He&#039;ll be gone in a few more years.
So does he make a difference?  Does Lance on a bike help fight cancer to a higher degree?  Fuck if I know, but I doubt it hurts.  He has definitely helped raise some money and awareness.  I can continue to live with dirty cycling, nothing new.  

Am I saying don&#039;t make fun of Lance?  Hell no, that wouldn&#039;t be any fun.  He is such an easy target anyhow.  Am I a Lance fan.  No.  Is Lance with a broken collarbone a good thing?  I don&#039;t really see it.  And for the true Lance hater what could be more enjoyable that seeing him get dropped in the Italian climbs, or by Contador for that matter?  Now he has an opt-out/excuse.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So great, Lance broke his collarbone and is out.  Now cycling is a better place, king doper is gone for a while, right?  He is getting a little of what he deserves. I guess I could buy that.</p>
<p>I was kind of bored and thought about this a bit.  I don&#8217;t see any real positive from this overall.  May change my mind in a day, but for now this is my stream of thought on Lance in cycling.</p>
<p>For those who like cycling media coverage, it is safe to say the Lance factor has significantly boosted the amount of cycling on tv, even if it mean listening to douchebags in the commentators boxes for a while.  Fuck it and mute it, or bitch about the shitty coverage later online.</p>
<p>For those in the bike industry, Lance has surely helped sell a lot of bikes and the all so critical to the bottom line misc. accessories.  Perhaps that has added to the number of douchebags on the road but then at least all of us real cyclists have someone to look down on.  Not to mention it is a lot easier to find a training wheelset for a good price on craigslist for cross season or after some dipshit takes you out on the local weekly world cup.</p>
<p>These same cat Vs are the ones putting a lot of cash in the promoters hands as they put on their generic yellow jerseys and USPS/Disco/Astana kits for their ventures in to racing.  In the areas I have raced the IV/V classes are usually the biggest.  </p>
<p>Now here is a bit of a moral balancing act, but bear with me if you have read this far.<br />
Lance returned touting his desire to race around the world to spread the word on the fight against cancer.  Is that all it?  I doubt it, I think it is a good reason to come back out of retirement because he just can&#8217;t stand to see the racing from the team car any longer.<br />
That said, if he does promote the fight against cancer, then I am all for it.  I do believe his foundation has done a lot of good and he seems to truly care, not just fronting it as a celebrity spokesperson.<br />
Is he a doper?  Probably.  I would bet on it.  Is he a nice guy?  I don&#8217;t think so?  Total dick?  Quite likely.<br />
In the end, if he wants to dope and cheat others in the sport but it makes a significant difference (yeah, quantify significant, so how about &#8220;any&#8221;) in the cancer fight, then I&#8217;ll fucking stick him with the drug of choice myself.  Its a dirty sport now and he isn&#8217;t going to make it cleaner or dirtier.  He&#8217;ll be gone in a few more years.<br />
So does he make a difference?  Does Lance on a bike help fight cancer to a higher degree?  Fuck if I know, but I doubt it hurts.  He has definitely helped raise some money and awareness.  I can continue to live with dirty cycling, nothing new.  </p>
<p>Am I saying don&#8217;t make fun of Lance?  Hell no, that wouldn&#8217;t be any fun.  He is such an easy target anyhow.  Am I a Lance fan.  No.  Is Lance with a broken collarbone a good thing?  I don&#8217;t really see it.  And for the true Lance hater what could be more enjoyable that seeing him get dropped in the Italian climbs, or by Contador for that matter?  Now he has an opt-out/excuse.</p>
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		<title>By: -dan</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:41:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How is he gunna fight cancer with a busted arm!!???
What are we gunna do???!!!

if you haven&#039;t seen it...damn boys.
http://velocitynation.com/toto</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How is he gunna fight cancer with a busted arm!!???<br />
What are we gunna do???!!!</p>
<p>if you haven&#8217;t seen it&#8230;damn boys.<br />
<a href="http://velocitynation.com/toto" rel="nofollow">http://velocitynation.com/toto</a></p>
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		<title>By: What?</title>
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		<dc:creator>What?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You guys are braver than me.  I&#039;ll be sure to watch out for a skinny fisting from Bob next time I&#039;m in the pel.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You guys are braver than me.  I&#8217;ll be sure to watch out for a skinny fisting from Bob next time I&#8217;m in the pel.</p>
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		<title>By: saddle soar</title>
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		<dc:creator>saddle soar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:48:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ah,Bob..by superstar athletes did you factor in the whole&quot;doping thing&quot; ?

That is about drugs Bob-drugs.They are illegal Bob.

Does not really have a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g to do with hiding behind a computer.Your like 90% of the population BOB, asleep and a fucking sheep.Do us here a favor,go back to your 200 channels of cable (hdtv) and sit there.Believe me,that is where you belong.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah,Bob..by superstar athletes did you factor in the whole&#8221;doping thing&#8221; ?</p>
<p>That is about drugs Bob-drugs.They are illegal Bob.</p>
<p>Does not really have a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g to do with hiding behind a computer.Your like 90% of the population BOB, asleep and a fucking sheep.Do us here a favor,go back to your 200 channels of cable (hdtv) and sit there.Believe me,that is where you belong.</p>
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		<title>By: Flanders</title>
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		<dc:creator>Flanders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:26:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>P.S. Bob, your website SUCKS!  Just a bunch of random worthless adds...  How about some content?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>P.S. Bob, your website SUCKS!  Just a bunch of random worthless adds&#8230;  How about some content?</p>
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		<title>By: Flanders</title>
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		<dc:creator>Flanders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Bike cunt&quot;  OUCH! Surely Bikepunk will be crying over that little zinger!.. So much hating today...  Don&#039;t worry, Jesus will forgive didly ive you all.  Just remember to repent..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Bike cunt&#8221;  OUCH! Surely Bikepunk will be crying over that little zinger!.. So much hating today&#8230;  Don&#8217;t worry, Jesus will forgive didly ive you all.  Just remember to repent..</p>
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		<title>By: peg leg</title>
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		<dc:creator>peg leg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 21:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like seeing cycling on the tube. Lance helps that.  I broke collar bones 3 times. Shitty injury. The dude brings the media, media brings money and people into the sport. People bring cool shit on the shelves of the least little corner bike shop, bike lanes, blah blah blah. Oh and  all this brings hot woman of all ages into the sport that I can catch up with.   I like that too. There was a time when the only cycling news you got was from an old worn out Velo News . It&#039;s better now. Bring the guy back ASAP like him or not. Bob,  have a beer and take a breath.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like seeing cycling on the tube. Lance helps that.  I broke collar bones 3 times. Shitty injury. The dude brings the media, media brings money and people into the sport. People bring cool shit on the shelves of the least little corner bike shop, bike lanes, blah blah blah. Oh and  all this brings hot woman of all ages into the sport that I can catch up with.   I like that too. There was a time when the only cycling news you got was from an old worn out Velo News . It&#8217;s better now. Bring the guy back ASAP like him or not. Bob,  have a beer and take a breath.</p>
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