DZ’s Chaffed Nuts - Drunkcyclist.com

WTF is with all the recent break-ins? I know two close friends whose shit was pilfered, but this is ridiculous. Dave Z is missing a few things, but I bet they left his nut cream thinking it was more of a sandwich spread.

Damn… More over at VeloSnooze

According to police, the break-in occurred while Zabriskie was in California for the recent Amgen Tour.

Police also issued a partial list of items stolen and asked for help in their recovery, particularly if any turn up in local pawnshops or on eBay.

Among those items stolen from Zabriskie’s home are:
• Black 2008 Subaru Outback, Utah plate A189NC
• Black 2006 Toyota Scion, Utah plate 094VWM
• Giro D Italia Race Medal (approx. 6″ circumference)
• Olympic Seiko watch
• Beijing Olympic ring (silver) with initials “DZ” engraved ($4,000)
• Olympic Time Trial Bike, plus 12 other bikes (combined value of $100,000)
• Cervelo (black/red) bike frame – team issued ($5000)
• Tag Heuer watch ($6,000)
• Bose Speaker/Receiver System ($15,000)
• Sony 52″ flat screen TV ($4,000)
• Two Mac Books and one Mac desktop, plus hard drive ($8,000)
• A pair of Space legs, a recovery compression system for legs ($5,000)
• 7 Marvel sideshow statues ($11,000)

17 Replies to “DZ’s Chaffed Nuts”

The thefts are symptomatic of the larger issues at hand.

A valley of fear, we walk though.

They stole his MEDAL? What the fuck, is Joe Jackass going to say “I rode in the Giro, yeah – was a tough race. By the way, want to buy a nice watch?”

Inside job ese, who else would take the medals and know that he was at Amgen….God Damn I love conspiracy theories.

a *few* things?

the boy got pilfered…man, that sucks!

Fuckin crack heads . They will find them , they will go to prison , and they will need DZ’s nut sack cream to prevent chafing ! Ouch ….

I knew there was something strange about those scion drivers.

gnome hit it on the head with the first comment.

desperate times=increase in crime

sucks. B&E’s are gonna go up, but also, the man/woman on the street best stay alert. here in lalawood’s hipster neighborhoods, there’s been a rash of violent assault/mugging/robberies of single men walking alone. night or day, gun to the head, knives drawn, punch ups, 10 or 11 since New Years. reports of cyclists being targeted too are rumored but unsubstantiated.

the secondary suckage of all this is how obvious it is that people don’t look out for each other anymore. that’s a lot of merch – and cars! – walkin’ out of DZ’s crib and his neighbors didn’t notice anything weird?

Was this Salt Lake City ?

Hardly crack heads. Somebody knew he wasnt going to be there and broke in. Somebody did this to Plaxico Burress a few years ago here in pittsburgh when they knew he was at the AFC championship game.

Shit Son he got Rinsed OUT!
Tragic, some methheads(utah) in SLC are wearing a Olympic medal with DZnuts engraved.
My quiver of bikes of six bikes would be valued at about 1200 not 50,000. STEEL is REAL and cheap.

3 little letters, ADT

Someone please tell me Dave Z. was at least smart enough to have a home security system in a place where $150,000 worth of mostly irreplaceable items were kept.

Apparently he didn’t.

They took the space legs? Don’t think the average burglar would grab those. Imagine coming home to that.
Good point on the scion, take the insurance cash on that one and call it good.

Wonder what was on the computers…

Too bad- DZ is a cool dude and talk about a rider who is clean and still a world class badass. He’s got freakish skills. Good point on the alarm – how do you all that top shelf shit and no alarm – cheap and effective. They had to be there a while to collect that list of goods. Someone was watching that place. Mormons on crack in the SLC – whoda thought.

i live in SLC…this place is a freak show. you get a false sense of security around here for sure…place is tooooo “nice”.

appreciate-cha-smuch….

Alarm? What about his f’n neighbors that didn’t notice someone was rifling through the house and loading up BOTH vehicles with all his goods and hell, probably had a moving truck to boot in order to haul all those bikes as well?! f’n ridiculous and as for the space legs, meth heads will take anything that can be melted down including the medals, what a shame…

Gnome on February 24, 2009 at 3:01 pm said:

The thefts are symptomatic of the larger issues at hand.

A valley of fear, we walk though.
fancy plastic avoided on February 24, 2009 at 3:32 pm said:

They stole his MEDAL? What the fuck, is Joe Jackass going to say “I rode in the Giro, yeah – was a tough race. By the way, want to buy a nice watch?”
HUMPTY on February 24, 2009 at 3:39 pm said:

Inside job ese, who else would take the medals and know that he was at Amgen….God Damn I love conspiracy theories.
John on February 24, 2009 at 4:03 pm said:

a *few* things?
Mike on February 24, 2009 at 4:07 pm said:

the boy got pilfered…man, that sucks!
singletrack maestro on February 24, 2009 at 4:27 pm said:

Fuckin crack heads . They will find them , they will go to prison , and they will need DZ’s nut sack cream to prevent chafing ! Ouch ….
Husky Midget on February 24, 2009 at 4:40 pm said:

I knew there was something strange about those scion drivers.
sumadis on February 24, 2009 at 5:11 pm said:

gnome hit it on the head with the first comment.

desperate times=increase in crime

sucks. B&E’s are gonna go up, but also, the man/woman on the street best stay alert. here in lalawood’s hipster neighborhoods, there’s been a rash of violent assault/mugging/robberies of single men walking alone. night or day, gun to the head, knives drawn, punch ups, 10 or 11 since New Years. reports of cyclists being targeted too are rumored but unsubstantiated.

the secondary suckage of all this is how obvious it is that people don’t look out for each other anymore. that’s a lot of merch – and cars! – walkin’ out of DZ’s crib and his neighbors didn’t notice anything weird?
singletrack maestro on February 24, 2009 at 5:16 pm said:

Was this Salt Lake City ?
steevo on February 24, 2009 at 6:24 pm said:

Hardly crack heads. Somebody knew he wasnt going to be there and broke in. Somebody did this to Plaxico Burress a few years ago here in pittsburgh when they knew he was at the AFC championship game.
booka on February 24, 2009 at 6:31 pm said:

Shit Son he got Rinsed OUT!
Tragic, some methheads(utah) in SLC are wearing a Olympic medal with DZnuts engraved.
My quiver of bikes of six bikes would be valued at about 1200 not 50,000. STEEL is REAL and cheap.
slacker on February 24, 2009 at 6:32 pm said:

3 little letters, ADT

Someone please tell me Dave Z. was at least smart enough to have a home security system in a place where $150,000 worth of mostly irreplaceable items were kept.
Ridin at 4:20™ on February 24, 2009 at 8:57 pm said:

Apparently he didn’t.
pirata on February 24, 2009 at 10:10 pm said:

They took the space legs? Don’t think the average burglar would grab those. Imagine coming home to that.
Good point on the scion, take the insurance cash on that one and call it good.

Wonder what was on the computers…
Scott on February 24, 2009 at 10:50 pm said:

Too bad- DZ is a cool dude and talk about a rider who is clean and still a world class badass. He’s got freakish skills. Good point on the alarm – how do you all that top shelf shit and no alarm – cheap and effective. They had to be there a while to collect that list of goods. Someone was watching that place. Mormons on crack in the SLC – whoda thought.
Mike on February 25, 2009 at 8:29 am said:

i live in SLC…this place is a freak show. you get a false sense of security around here for sure…place is tooooo “nice”.

appreciate-cha-smuch….
SSwannaB on February 25, 2009 at 5:36 pm said:

Alarm? What about his f’n neighbors that didn’t notice someone was rifling through the house and loading up BOTH vehicles with all his goods and hell, probably had a moving truck to boot in order to haul all those bikes as well?! f’n ridiculous and as for the space legs, meth heads will take anything that can be melted down including the medals, what a shame…

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