Oh jesus lordy lordy

If this is a viral video for Ghostbusters 3 it cold be very well the most over-the-top undertaking since I don’t know when. Imagine what you could do with the money they spent.
If it’s not, I need some of that vodka-distilled awesomeness.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Crystal Head Vodka.

Skull Vodka

—bp

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“Cuts, scrapes, bruises… all in a day’s riding. Then it’s off for some good german beer in a local biergarten.” Munich, Germany

6 thoughts on “Oh jesus lordy lordy

  1. OMG I need some of this shit just cause… well… I do. I am on a mission now. I may not even hold the gun to my head at all today.

    Thanks.

  2. BP,
    Dan Akroyd is full on batshit crazy with that New Age woo, crystals, spirits, miracles, god, etc. That skeptic site had a post about him a couple days ago…

  3. Totally missed the mark; I’m hearing Mayans and Native Americans not Russia and Finland in this Crystal Head story. Wouldn’t the appropriate mind fuck alcohol be Tequila?

  4. Also, there are a few parts where he start giggling and almost loses his shit… makes me wonder how much is his crazy and how much is him puling a gag on everyone.

  5. Exeunt all but IAGO and CASSIO

    IAGO

    What, are you hurt, lieutenant?

    CASSIO

    Ay, past all surgery.

    IAGO

    Marry, heaven forbid!

    CASSIO

    Reputation, reputation, reputation! O, I have lost
    my reputation! I have lost the immortal part of
    myself, and what remains is bestial. My reputation,
    Iago, my reputation!

    IAGO

    As I am an honest man, I thought you had received
    some bodily wound; there is more sense in that than
    in reputation. Reputation is an idle and most false
    imposition: oft got without merit, and lost without
    deserving: you have lost no reputation at all,
    unless you repute yourself such a loser. What, man!
    there are ways to recover the general again: you
    are but now cast in his mood, a punishment more in
    policy than in malice, even so as one would beat his
    offenceless dog to affright an imperious lion: sue
    to him again, and he’s yours.

    CASSIO

    I will rather sue to be despised than to deceive so
    good a commander with so slight, so drunken, and so
    indiscreet an officer. Drunk? and speak parrot?
    and squabble? swagger? swear? and discourse
    fustian with one’s own shadow? O thou invisible
    spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by,
    let us call thee devil!

    IAGO

    What was he that you followed with your sword? What
    had he done to you?

    CASSIO

    I know not.

    IAGO

    Is’t possible?

    CASSIO

    I remember a mass of things, but nothing distinctly;
    a quarrel, but nothing wherefore. O God, that men
    should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away
    their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance
    revel and applause, transform ourselves into beasts!

    IAGO

    Why, but you are now well enough: how came you thus
    recovered?

    CASSIO

    It hath pleased the devil drunkenness to give place
    to the devil wrath; one unperfectness shows me
    another, to make me frankly despise myself.

    IAGO

    Come, you are too severe a moraler: as the time,
    the place, and the condition of this country
    stands, I could heartily wish this had not befallen;
    but, since it is as it is, mend it for your own good.

    CASSIO

    I will ask him for my place again; he shall tell me
    I am a drunkard! Had I as many mouths as Hydra,
    such an answer would stop them all. To be now a
    sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently a
    beast! O strange! Every inordinate cup is
    unblessed and the ingredient is a devil.

    IAGO

    Come, come, good wine is a good familiar creature,
    if it be well used: exclaim no more against it.
    And, good lieutenant, I think you think I love you.

    CASSIO

    I have well approved it, sir. I drunk!

    IAGO

    You or any man living may be drunk! at a time, man.
    I’ll tell you what you shall do. Our general’s wife
    is now the general: may say so in this respect, for
    that he hath devoted and given up himself to the
    contemplation, mark, and denotement of her parts and
    graces: confess yourself freely to her; importune
    her help to put you in your place again: she is of
    so free, so kind, so apt, so blessed a disposition,
    she holds it a vice in her goodness not to do more
    than she is requested: this broken joint between
    you and her husband entreat her to splinter; and, my
    fortunes against any lay worth naming, this
    crack of your love shall grow stronger than it was before.

    CASSIO

    You advise me well.

    IAGO

    I protest, in the sincerity of love and honest kindness.

    CASSIO

    I think it freely; and betimes in the morning I will
    beseech the virtuous Desdemona to undertake for me:
    I am desperate of my fortunes if they cheque me here.

    IAGO

    You are in the right. Good night, lieutenant; I
    must to the watch.
    CASSIO: Good night, honest Iago.