The Valley of the Sun stage race is in the books. And it actually approached fun there for a minute… don’t get me wrong…the OP it is not, but it had it’s moments. Anytime you are pinning a number on a jersey that looks like this:
…it can’t be all bad.
Or, if you happen to be able to use your position as a lowly bike porter to get a teabag your top tube picture of the race winner and reigning national elite TT champions road bike…that’s a good weekend right there.
February 16th, 2009 at 10:12 am
I’d ask if that was your ballbag, but I don’t think I really want to know…
February 16th, 2009 at 10:39 am
There’s nothing quite like a well shorn scrotum. It’s quite breath taking, actually.
February 16th, 2009 at 10:58 am
I unappreciated that.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:16 am
I REALLY didn’t need to see that. Thanks.
February 16th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
I thought it was some dude’s knee after surgery. Serves me right for looking at the pics before reading the text.
February 16th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Not cool. Not cool. I heard rumors of a teabaging on my toptube. You guys will see revenge!
February 16th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
I dunno ’bout you guys but when I’m at a traffic light stopped I usually have one foot out and am sitting on my top tube with my sweaty chammy…knowing that info…tea bag top tubes to your hearts content. :-P
February 16th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
next time, drop the boys on the brake hood. That’ll give ‘em something to think about next time they wipe thier eyes…
February 16th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
IS that a stain in you undies?
February 16th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
just when I thought it was bad enough, SxPxDxCx brings that up, and of course I look. shaved scrot and skidmark. fuck me…
February 16th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Umm, those undies look look a Topol Smokers Toothpaste commercial… Next time use a little bleach
February 16th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
there seems to be a virus like this running around the TOC to… more to come…
February 17th, 2009 at 11:46 am
[...] I heard rumors of a certain picture being passed around the interweb. Well, it seems like it has surfaced. (graphic, somewhat) Note to all, do not let rival teams hang onto your bike for a night. I have [...]
February 17th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Well played Marty, Well played. Just be careful if you get drug tested, hopefully none of his sweat was absorbed by your balls resulting in a positive testosterone reading.