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The Valley of the Sun stage race is in the books. And it actually approached fun there for a minute… don’t get me wrong…the OP it is not, but it had it’s moments. Anytime you are pinning a number on a jersey that looks like this:
…it can’t be all bad.
Or, if you happen to be able to use your position as a lowly bike porter to get a teabag your top tube picture of the race winner and reigning national elite TT champions road bike…that’s a good weekend right there.
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I’d ask if that was your ballbag, but I don’t think I really want to know…
There’s nothing quite like a well shorn scrotum. It’s quite breath taking, actually.
I unappreciated that.
I REALLY didn’t need to see that. Thanks.
I thought it was some dude’s knee after surgery. Serves me right for looking at the pics before reading the text.
Not cool. Not cool. I heard rumors of a teabaging on my toptube. You guys will see revenge!
I dunno ’bout you guys but when I’m at a traffic light stopped I usually have one foot out and am sitting on my top tube with my sweaty chammy…knowing that info…tea bag top tubes to your hearts content. :-P
next time, drop the boys on the brake hood. That’ll give ’em something to think about next time they wipe thier eyes…
IS that a stain in you undies?
just when I thought it was bad enough, SxPxDxCx brings that up, and of course I look. shaved scrot and skidmark. fuck me…
Umm, those undies look look a Topol Smokers Toothpaste commercial… Next time use a little bleach
there seems to be a virus like this running around the TOC to… more to come…
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Well played Marty, Well played. Just be careful if you get drug tested, hopefully none of his sweat was absorbed by your balls resulting in a positive testosterone reading.