Pineapple Express

So I get this text today from out boy Pineapple about the coming weekend and the fact I am not going to be among those in attendance at the Twenty Four Hours in the Old Pueblo.

Something else you’re going to miss… my bitchen mustache

And then, a few minutes later, I get this photo:


I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

7 thoughts on “Pineapple Express

  1. Hmmmmmm.

    The mustache doesn’t bother me so much as the glasses and the total lack of a chin.

    So….contacts and a full beard seem in order.

  2. With a moustache like that he needs to keep heading south, to Tombstone.

    Or maybe Old Tucson.

    Isn’t the joker-stache like, so yesterday anyway?

    I think it is time for a new cycling hair fashion. Maybe someone can bring back the rat tail? I think we have almost exhausted all of the facial hair options. Or Maybe the Fu-Manchu look?