So I get this text today from out boy Pineapple about the coming weekend and the fact I am not going to be among those in attendance at the Twenty Four Hours in the Old Pueblo.

Something else you’re going to miss… my bitchen mustache

And then, a few minutes later, I get this photo:

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

7 Responses to “Pineapple Express”

1. Seattle Says:
   February 14th, 2009 at 8:11 am

   It’s a type of mold, isn’t it?

2. ColonelSanders Says:
   February 14th, 2009 at 9:22 am

   Hmmmmmm.

   The mustache doesn’t bother me so much as the glasses and the total lack of a chin.

   So….contacts and a full beard seem in order.

3. Spike Says:
   February 14th, 2009 at 6:10 pm

   I kinda like the taste of vomit in my mouth?

4. pirata Says:
   February 14th, 2009 at 6:21 pm

   With a moustache like that he needs to keep heading south, to Tombstone.

   Or maybe Old Tucson.

   Isn’t the joker-stache like, so yesterday anyway?

   I think it is time for a new cycling hair fashion. Maybe someone can bring back the rat tail? I think we have almost exhausted all of the facial hair options. Or Maybe the Fu-Manchu look?

5. Steve Says:
   February 14th, 2009 at 8:10 pm

   the upside down fu-manchu

6. Wa2wider Says:
   February 15th, 2009 at 6:05 am

   I for one like the aero advantage of the “Van Dyke”…

   As seen here…
   http://www.flickr.com/photos/amgentourofcalifornia/2276547652/

   And here…
   http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://mos.bikeradar.com/images/news/2008/07/16/79950867-280-75.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bikeradar.com/news/article/interview-dave-zabriskie-17557&usg=__fjTjlCVFHhmX3I37jrdAHnAvRFE=&h=184&w=280&sz=9&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=FzSKXOmzQFc1jM:&tbnh=75&tbnw=114&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddave%2Bzabriskie%2Bvan%2Bdyke%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG

7. pirata Says:
   February 15th, 2009 at 6:34 pm

   Finger lickin’ good

   http://freemasonry.bcy.ca/biography/images/sanders_h.jpg