About Pineapple

He tried to call himself, "Malibu." But, you know the rules - you don't get to pick your own nickname. The word "pineapple" came to mind. Sorta tropical, spikey & rough, sweet on the inside. And so a nickname was born. "Bike mechanic, poet, sage, former collegiate hockey star. Ok, maybe not a star." (This should really be updated. He works for New Belguim now.) "i am full time bicycle mechanic, and all around nice guy. like to ride bikes, but not very far. like poetry, candle-light dinners, and short walks on the beach. i don't like getting hassled, and i don't like capitalization." Fort Collins, Colorado, USA

14 thoughts on “a last ditch effort…

  1. God damn. You had to bring up the fucking Plink. I love that swill.
    You fucker. Ok, how ’bout next year your fat ass goes duo with me, we actually ride laps, and every exchange we eack knock back a shot ‘o Plinkie?

    That’s one going out and one coming it. We could each do 4-5 laps each, easy. The bottle would make it through the night if we can somehow keep Pun and Fitty away from it…

  2. Jonny,
    Keep in mind for next year:
    If I’m there, the bottle is fair game.
    If I’m not…you may get another daughter out of it while you’re gone.
    Your Choice.

  3. “Ok, how ’bout next year your fat ass goes duo with me, we actually ride laps, and every exchange we eack knock back a shot ‘o Plinkie?”

    You just fucked yourself jonny. I’ve marked your words.

  4. So… tell us uninformed, unwashed masses WTF ‘Plink’ is. It looks like something I can pick up here, but maybe not.

    If I can, its going to be in my hip flask for any races i attend this summer.

    If my knee is rideable, that is.

  5. excuse me for intruding in another buddy thread.

    I must say that on the outside looking in this pinapple dude could be some sort of artist n shit. one can read a million things into this pic all relating to my and our our own pathetic lives. genius

    allow me: I see a group of tards celebrating a victory in the retard greeko wresteling event at the special olympics after party drinking grandmas homemade swill to some sweet backbeats to the only song they know which quickly becomes a mosh pit

    I mean this is a good way carry on

  6. it’s a go john. plink’ and duo, duo and plink’ 24 hours in the old pueblo is going to be the greatest weekend in all of 2010, i just hope you can postpone your daughters birthday.
    and we can bring three bottles along to keep the pun and fiddy at bay.

  7. oh and bikepunk, plink is distilled in cleveland using the brownish and fine waters of lake erie, but only available in the northern most reaches of minnesota (or so legend has it), where fiddy’s parents reside.
    for some reason we call it “croation freedom liquor”
    everyone should drink it, and drink a lot of it.

  8. Butthead, Here you are:(more than you wanted to know..)

    Pelinkovac is a bitter liqueur based on wormwood, popular in Bosnia-Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro and Serbia, as well as in Slovenia, where it is known as Pelinkovec. It is sometimes also referred to simply as Pelin. The alcohol volume is: 28%-35% Vol. It has a very bitter taste, resembling that of JSgermeister. The most famous brands are Gorki List (Bitter Leaf), Maraska Pelinkovac and Badel Pelinkovac. Badel’s Pelinkovac is closer to the taste of JSgermeister, has more sugar and less bitter taste, while Gorki List is thicker and has more bitter taste. Maraska’s Pelinkovac is claimed to have the best taste among them, and it’s very popular in Croatia.Alcohol volume is 28%. Gorki List contains around 26 types of herb essences, while wormwood is the main ingredient. Alcohol volume is 28%vol. In Bulgaria, pelin (?????) is a type of wine with up to 34 herbs and some fruits added, including wormwood, St John’s wort, apple and quince