About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

12 thoughts on “Your E-Harmony application has been rejected…

  1. You fuckers owe me a keyboard. I just gave mine a nose-hosing with a half-bottle of IZZE Sparkling Grapefruit after reading that post. Oddly enough, my sinuses feel clear for the first time all week. Thanks, DrunkCyclist!

  2. I think they sold you short. There are many of women our there who think that’s the right answer!

  3. You smile and nod as her mouth moves in patterns, odd and uninteresting noises come out. Something about her pet cat. Your internal dialogue ” my dick, my dick, my dick”.

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