You fuckers owe me a keyboard. I just gave mine a nose-hosing with a half-bottle of IZZE Sparkling Grapefruit after reading that post. Oddly enough, my sinuses feel clear for the first time all week. Thanks, DrunkCyclist!
You smile and nod as her mouth moves in patterns, odd and uninteresting noises come out. Something about her pet cat. Your internal dialogue ” my dick, my dick, my dick”.
February 5th, 2009 at 9:33 am
I suppose “an axe” would have been better?
February 5th, 2009 at 9:57 am
What I like most in a woman is the ability to hum the national anthem.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Try “honestly, sincerely, gratefully, my dick…….”
February 5th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Q: What do you like most in a woman?
A: As much alcohol as it takes.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I like my women like my scotch: eighteen years old and mixed with coke.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
You fuckers owe me a keyboard. I just gave mine a nose-hosing with a half-bottle of IZZE Sparkling Grapefruit after reading that post. Oddly enough, my sinuses feel clear for the first time all week. Thanks, DrunkCyclist!
February 5th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
…so much for honesty…
February 5th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
hahahha.. I laughed hard at that one!
Kudos.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
I think they sold you short. There are many of women our there who think that’s the right answer!
February 6th, 2009 at 6:11 am
You smile and nod as her mouth moves in patterns, odd and uninteresting noises come out. Something about her pet cat. Your internal dialogue ” my dick, my dick, my dick”.
February 13th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
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February 13th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
9 3/4″
would have been my reply
yup