Ever since Jonny started using the VO5 up in his Monchhichi lid, shit just ain’t been the same down at the swap meet. He’s been keeping game tight and to the curb. He’s even leaked a couple prototype models of his muffin-top-enhancing denims. Fixie kids will be frontin’ muffins faster than you can roll a bandana.
Fool’s been claiming muffin tops left and right. His pimp hand weighs a ton.
February 4th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
I saw a quite a few muffin top sportin tight jean BMX types at the skatepark a few years back. Fat boys in little girls jeans. I am positive they bitch when chicks have muffin tops, but they must feel theirs were acceptable.
February 4th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
I dun na why ya brah’s be hat’n. I only eat the muffin top dawg!
February 4th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
MMMMMMM…….Makes me horny.
February 4th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
I’d recommend spending less on ink, more on mirrors.
February 4th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Did she get that tatoo from the place doing them out of the back of the old U-Haul truck at the swap meet? They throw out there needles after every 12th use.
February 4th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
I’d hit that. Love the muffin, you know you want to…
February 5th, 2009 at 7:33 am
Snake Hawk, you kickin ass an the photoshop.
February 5th, 2009 at 7:34 am
I hope
February 5th, 2009 at 7:42 am
Is this snakes momma? Did Jonny hit that and leave his tag? I bet she’s got the Gnomes digits in that phone too!
February 5th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
That woman was built for sin. And me? I’m a sinner by trade.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
My muffins weigh a ton!
February 5th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
rull them down a bit and it says CASH
I’d eat it
but she is a bit on the plump side dont you think.
February 5th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
That looks like a “livewrong” braclett on her right wrist. Further proof our fearless leader was there. I’ve only heard of the legend of “BangBike”, but this picture lends to it being true.