About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

17 thoughts on “Hit that shit, chief

  1. Word

    I mean the parents put dude in a pool since he was 2 every fucking morning of his life. Let him be a kid.

    I could give a fuck he hits the glass.

    Besides whit his lungs I bet he cleaned the bowl and held it longer than anyone

  2. gotta know..
    what’s his brand?
    I know a singer and another tuba player…with those lungs they could clear a six shooter without a blink.
    No tellin what fishboy could do.
    I’m thinkin the 5 gallon ozarka gravity B.

  3. Ah, he’s a lefty – that explains so much. Did he pull that out from the rocks at lookout point? How many lookout points do you think there are? Let’s debate about it… safety meeting!

  4. Could be the most expensive hit ever – assuming he losses sponsorships. His huge aqualung could clear the bowl and evaporate all the water. What a tool.

  5. If he’s gonna hit the glass, might as well be from the finest hand made piece in the world…ROOR!

  6. Remember the old gatlin six hitter ? Phelps could rapid fire that bitch no problem ! 13 gold medals brother , he really smoked em ! Popularity with the young ‘uns is at an ALL TIME HIGH !!!!!

  7. Dentext — that’s funny. I was a tuba player in college and these things were practically part of our training regimen.

  8. Idiot should be using a vaporizer, he needs to take care of his lungs, or maybe he dosen’t swim as much as more.

  9. 4:20 AM , Apoligise for what . Come on to the tour bus with us and lets smoke a fatty ! I got a tune in my head allready !!!!!! Go get em kid . dont take back the weed ….baby

  10. Some dipshit from WADA was on about how Phelps was doping. Talk about driving perpendicular to the issue. Moron.

  11. “Free Willy”

    This songs going out to an american hero
    And anybody else who has ever been harrassed or arrested for smoking the beautiful plant
    Marijuana

    [Chorus]
    Ohhh willie nelsons not a criminal
    He was busted with some shrooms and with some weed
    (outlaw deperado)
    Ohhh willie nelsons not a criminal
    So wont you let old willie be free
    (drinking whiskey out the bottle)

    He was just average man with the plan of freedom thinking
    Good times and good vibes yo was what he was bringing
    But still the goverment thought willie was a threat
    So they picked on old willie and put him in serious debt
    Took his house and his cars but couldnt take his guitar
    Tried to push a good man on his face in the yard
    But willie stood strong and he can correct
    Paid off the taxman with a flag around his head
    A true patriot the one to start a formate
    And made sure the farmers of today are getting fairly paid
    A rebel in his hay still a rebel to this day
    A true inspiration for the youth of today
    So i say to everybody come and pay your respect
    To willie nelson and think where a thritieth check gooess
    Cause its going down the drain to fight wars over seas and enemies on scene

    [Chorus x2]
    Ohhh willie nelsons not a criminal
    He was busted with some shrooms and with some weed
    (outlaw deperado)
    Ohhh willie nelsons not a criminal
    So wont you let old willie be free
    (drinking whiskey out the bottle) on [x2] (and it could happen to you or me)

    Yo willie nelson, hes a legend, hes smokes buds like the bubba cloud ?? you know the
    Government, they dont like him, cuz he smoked a joint on the roof of the white house
    He puffs clouds, he gets high, hes a rebel for the cause you know he feels the vibes, oh
    Willie willie youre a friend of mine, wore the red bandana like the game when he rhymes, he got
    The guitar pick, you know he drinks wine, got things in common like boozin in kind, music for
    The mind, freedom of speech, blue jeans rocker flannel with the long sleeves, green trees this
    And that, the simple things in life like barbequing in the back, yardd being free smoking weed
    Writing books only god can judge me

    [Chorus]
    Ohhh willie nelsons not a criminal
    He was busted with some shrooms and with some weed
    (outlaw deperado)
    Ohhh willie nelsons not a criminal
    So wont you let old willie be free
    (drinking whiskey out the bottle)

    Ohhhh
    Oh willie nelson
    Oh willie nelson
    Busted with shrooms and with weed
    Ohhhh
    Oh willie nelson
    Oh willie nelson
    Will you let old willie be free
    Ohhhh