I rode a bike. Got lost by the mall roundabout. How the hell do I get past this? Went home. A kid yelled out his car window “Bunny hop!” I wanted to smash his face. But I wouldn’t have hit him even if I could have. It makes me feel bad to hit people. Except Read the full article…

Word on the street is Rock Racing is done. I guess $200 jeans ain’t moving like the used to. Go figure.   The news in early December wasn’t good. But I hear it’s gotten worse.

Just so y’all know. Oh, and new crap up at the Nest of the Hawk Teflon spittin’ and written, I stab kitten. Happy New Year, fools.

Just because I’m not sure all the gaytardness came through in the pic I posted yesterday – here’s another look at my Fondriest. I need to tuck my dick between my thighs just to type this shit. Dude swings yard. And I’m talking about full-gas Pantani glamor here kids. Machismo Grande. Sound track provided via Read the full article…

Same as yesterday morning: air up tires, play with brakes, ride around neighborhood, take photo. I may even, gasp, ride a bike today. And I’m talk’n ’bout full on kitted up gayness. Oh, embrace your inner PVP. Hey, 60 degrees is cold! Surly. Steamroller. ‘Nuff said. Fondriest. I call it The Italian Stallion. Also known Read the full article…

I took photos of three of my bikes after riding each of them around the block. Moser w/ Dura Ace 10 Ciocc w/ Campy 8 spd Lemond w/ Campy Chorus 8 spd

With every intention of taking the Mrs. out for a mtb ride yesterday, the weather wasn’t having it. So, what to do but surf the web and read some news. Never hurts to learn, right? What’s been killing me lately is the lack of anything viable, or nary a feel-good story. Killings here, bombings there, Read the full article…

Tour de France 1992: Andy Hampsten à l’Alpe d’Huez (1/2) Tour de France 1992: Andy Hampsten à l’Alpe d’Huez (2/2)

One week. Then I go back to school. This break will not be long enough. I need months to get over this shit. I need a job. I need a paycheck. I need hopes, dreams and aspirations. I’ll settle for LA Direct Models. Sites like that crack my shit up. Check out the matrix. Let Read the full article…

This one showed up in my inbox recently. You’ve probably seen something a lot like it before. If you haven’t, well, lucky you. Lets start ’09 out with a bang then, shall we? Is 8:05 am too early to start drinking? History 101 (Crash course) For those that don’t know about history … Here is Read the full article…