Comments on: open letter to big johnny http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/01/27/open-letter-to-big-johnny/ Two Wheels. One Dark Lord. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:22:13 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: big jonny http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/01/27/open-letter-to-big-johnny/#comment-25390 big jonny Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:00:58 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=8057#comment-25390 I should put forth the effort to defend out dear Pineapple before he is torn to pieces. Or, concurrent to him being torn to pieces. Or, whatever. He is a friend and, as such, has earned the right to make fun of me just about any time he wants to. Which, basically, is all of the time. There really is a birthday party, my eldest daughter is turning three. And, I really won’t be attending the Old Pueblo. That said, fuck you Pineapple. I’ll see you in hell. I should put forth the effort to defend out dear Pineapple before he is torn to pieces.

Or, concurrent to him being torn to pieces.

Or, whatever.

He is a friend and, as such, has earned the right to make fun of me just about any time he wants to. Which, basically, is all of the time.

There really is a birthday party, my eldest daughter is turning three. And, I really won’t be attending the Old Pueblo.

That said, fuck you Pineapple. I’ll see you in hell.

]]> By: The Sage http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/01/27/open-letter-to-big-johnny/#comment-25370 The Sage Wed, 28 Jan 2009 12:16:46 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=8057#comment-25370 That's perfect Pineapple those are my excuses for going too...well except the school part...and the b-day party...but the family hates me anyway...they are better off with dad drunk in the dessert, ridin' himself silly...Get your arss down there Johnny...I'll have a beer waiting for you and the crew! At least come and heckle us from the side...You can bring your books and study while sippn' some stout! That’s perfect Pineapple those are my excuses for going too…well except the school part…and the b-day party…but the family hates me anyway…they are better off with dad drunk in the dessert, ridin’ himself silly…Get your arss down there Johnny…I’ll have a beer waiting for you and the crew! At least come and heckle us from the side…You can bring your books and study while sippn’ some stout!

]]> By: zen http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/01/27/open-letter-to-big-johnny/#comment-25361 zen Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:02:06 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=8057#comment-25361 Am I sensing a bit of unrequited man-love? Am I sensing a bit of unrequited man-love?

]]> By: John the Lawyer http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/01/27/open-letter-to-big-johnny/#comment-25360 John the Lawyer Wed, 28 Jan 2009 02:53:59 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=8057#comment-25360 Hey Pineapple, you know-nothing douchbag: I'll survive Old Pueblo before you survive law school. You mindless trailer trash fuck. Big Jonny showed more balls just being born than you ever did riding a bike. And now that he's busting his ass surviving law school, he's elevated himself well beyond your comprehension. Keep at it, Jonny. Don't let the world of blind ass wipes (read: Pineapple) distract you. Put your head down, study your ass off, kiss your wife and kid when you can. Save the World. Hey Pineapple, you know-nothing douchbag:

I’ll survive Old Pueblo before you survive law school. You mindless trailer trash fuck. Big Jonny showed more balls just being born than you ever did riding a bike. And now that he’s busting his ass surviving law school, he’s elevated himself well beyond your comprehension.

Keep at it, Jonny. Don’t let the world of blind ass wipes (read: Pineapple) distract you. Put your head down, study your ass off, kiss your wife and kid when you can. Save the World.

]]> By: bikesgonewild http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/01/27/open-letter-to-big-johnny/#comment-25359 bikesgonewild Wed, 28 Jan 2009 02:43:41 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=8057#comment-25359 ...<i>"are the luckiest people in the world"</i>... ...damn...the event hasn't even happened yet but w/ so many helpful friends jumping in to cover all the bases, already the headline reads::: <i><b>"big jonny, excellent father, budding lawyer, kick-ass bike racer, world class imbiber & all round good guy conquers any & all obstacles at '09 old pueblo"</b></i>... ...jeez, pineapple...ya thought ya were stirring up a hornets nest of juan grande's personal emotions & instead it turned into a big group hug... ...this is world class shit... …“are the luckiest people in the world”…

…damn…the event hasn’t even happened yet but w/ so many helpful friends jumping in to cover all the bases, already the headline reads::: “big jonny, excellent father, budding lawyer, kick-ass bike racer, world class imbiber & all round good guy conquers any & all obstacles at ’09 old pueblo”…

…jeez, pineapple…ya thought ya were stirring up a hornets nest of juan grande’s personal emotions & instead it turned into a big group hug…

…this is world class shit…

]]> By: bikesgonewild http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/01/27/open-letter-to-big-johnny/#comment-25352 bikesgonewild Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:06:25 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=8057#comment-25352 ...<i>"people...people who need people"</i>... ...awww, ain't this just comin' together all fine & dandy w/ all this cooperation... …“people…people who need people”…

…awww, ain’t this just comin’ together all fine & dandy w/ all this cooperation…

]]> By: chris http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/01/27/open-letter-to-big-johnny/#comment-25351 chris Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:13:22 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=8057#comment-25351 I'll cover the beer you can't drink, and i will be going slow enough for all of us...you might be out of excuses. I’ll cover the beer you can’t drink, and i will be going slow enough for all of us…you might be out of excuses.

]]> By: Gnome http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/01/27/open-letter-to-big-johnny/#comment-25350 Gnome Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:18:23 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=8057#comment-25350 I'll smoke the other half for you Jonny. It'll be OK. I’ll smoke the other half for you Jonny.

It’ll be OK.

]]> By: the pineapple http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/01/27/open-letter-to-big-johnny/#comment-25349 the pineapple Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:17:48 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=8057#comment-25349 thats true, you are fucked. thats true, you are fucked.

]]> By: big jonny http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/01/27/open-letter-to-big-johnny/#comment-25348 big jonny Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:16:31 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=8057#comment-25348 And how in the hell am I supposed to best you? I can't drink half as much as you can. I can't smoke half as much as you can. And I can't ride half as slow as you can... I'm fucked. And how in the hell am I supposed to best you? I can’t drink half as much as you can. I can’t smoke half as much as you can. And I can’t ride half as slow as you can…

I’m fucked.

]]> By: the pineapple http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/01/27/open-letter-to-big-johnny/#comment-25347 the pineapple Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:08:59 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=8057#comment-25347 a 3 and a half hour and an 8 hour lap, huh? thats amazing, im not even sure how i did that. i knew i was slow, but that is awesome. a 3 and a half hour and an 8 hour lap, huh? thats amazing, im not even sure how i did that. i knew i was slow, but that is awesome.

]]> By: Gnome http://drunkcyclist.com/2009/01/27/open-letter-to-big-johnny/#comment-25346 Gnome Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:52:22 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/?p=8057#comment-25346 Yep. It is going to be a good time. Yep. It is going to be a good time.

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