Fondriest redux

Just because I’m not sure all the gaytardness came through in the pic I posted yesterday – here’s another look at my Fondriest. I need to tuck my dick between my thighs just to type this shit.

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Dude swings yard. And I’m talking about full-gas Pantani glamor here kids. Machismo Grande.

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Sound track provided via Pacewon and Mr. Green. Shit makes me want to get my war on.

Sourced straight outta that big ass Slice ‘o Ham.

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The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

10 thoughts on “Fondriest redux

  1. There’s plenty of room to up the gaytardness there, although the Italians did get you off to a good headstart.

    Back in my shop days, our lead mechanic and dead Huffy specialist ordered up a custom Waterford – bold pink with silvery jizz drizzle paint. Both his pride and joy and source of much ball-busting grief. On a busy Saturday he’s stuck on the sales floor so we swapped a Chiappucci-esqe denim saddle onto the Pink Paramount. Not only was it a denim saddle, but it was an old customer take-off from the early 80′s so it was probably a bit tainted. He about popped an artery in his mangina – well worth the effort.

    Until that Fondi gets some Carrera denim, it may not reach the full gaytardness potential the Italians intended.

  2. You know Snake Hawk has the last pair of Carrera denim I ever saw.

    If you could nab those, you would be the Untouchable GayTardo Machismo.

    Absolutely no question about it.

  3. …i’d say a yellow saddle & red bar tape would exponentially “up” the gaytatdness factor by a huge number of percentage points…
    …or maybe a red saddle & yellow bar tape…

    “not that there is anything wrong w/ that”…i mean, it’s yer bicycle…yer the one who has to live w/ yerself…

    …carrera fake denim shorts…whoa, nice touch…

  4. Dude, it’s a bike. You’re sort of telling me that Freddie Mercury was gayer than Elton John. Aren’t people always feminizing their rides anyhow, and if that’s the case, are your other bikes straight or are they chicks? Do you find yourself reluctant, yet obligated to ride the gay ones? A reluctant topper, but gay none the less?

    Oh – one more thing – i know you ain’t tucking anything between your legs without at least 6″ of duct tape hanging off the tip. Unless your thighs have continued to grow forward.

  5. Could be gayer…through on some bright yellow or light blue tires, maybe some yellow bar tape…rainbow stickers…

  6. sweet.

    hey man if that is a 1″ steerer and not and adapted 11/8 then I have a NIB original 120 mm ITM BIGONE Stem all Yellow with black ITM Logo that would look sweet on that thing. bar clamp is 26 or 25.8 or whatever old school will work both. was saving it for another failed project that sounded good once….

    Let me know I’ll just send it no charge for all you do

  7. I have been sayin that Singlespeeds are gay for years. And that is not a bad thing. Just a thing. I don’t have any of course but to each their own ;) Glad you guys agree