Comments on: Caption This

By: rogbie

rogbie — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:06:14 +0000

“My campaign deliberately avoided publishing photos of me smoking. When news got out that I am a heavy smoker my P.R. people spun the situation upside down. By over shadowing the fact I, and my campaign, lied to the voting public about an insignificant thing as smoking. If I am capable of deceiving the voting public about such a small thing as smoking what else am I not being transparent about?”

By: Shitting gold bricks on Jan 20?

Shitting gold bricks on Jan 20? — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:27:00 +0000

Got a light? Oh, by the way, tell that couple of dipshits bickering in the other room to take it elsewhere; shit’s gettin’ old.

By: dentext

dentext — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:08:53 +0000

‘anointed’..ehem..taps the mic, address the house
in full, solemn, voice.

Oh, pointy bird, oh pointy pointy;
anoint my head, anointy nointy

By: lasrever

lasrever — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:33:53 +0000

happiness is having a good fag in the white house.

By: Bjorn

Bjorn — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:11:21 +0000

Hey! You like reefer, I like reefer too, we should get high.

By: zen

zen — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:51:21 +0000

Dave, if, by ‘the anointed one’, you mean duly elected by a majority of the american people, fine. But ‘anointed’ according to webster is smething entirely different. So if, through your conservative corrupted mind, you consider a clean election to be evidence of some sort of religious consecration, then you’re _really_ out in fucking left field. As I noted before, you and your ilk have been so resoundingly repudiated, humiliated, and rejected, all you have left is hateful vitriol. I’m still doing my victory dance, and every time I read some useless conservative halfwitted pabulum swallowing lemming like you whining about how ‘crooked’ and ‘anointed’ obama is I laugh a little harder, and drink another toast to the forces of reciprocity. Unlike your type, who would have us believe obama is the most corrupt pyorrhea based only on conservative innuendo and red herrings of scandal, I’m looking upon this president with an open mind. I’m giving him a chance. He made big promises, now we need to see if he can deliver or he’s just another bag of cold detroit air. You, on the other hand, already have him indicted and convicted. How very american of you (not). Try rereading that constitution you claim to have dave, and tell me where it says that a person should be excluded from office simply due to party affiliation.

You’re a tool dave, and not a very useful one at that.

By: butthead

butthead — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:24:14 +0000

So we cool?

Obama: Yeah, we cool. Two things. Don’t tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here. It ain’t nobody else’s business. Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you’re gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your D.C. privileges. Deal?

Deal.

Obama: Get your ass out of here.

By: peg leg

peg leg — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:33:17 +0000

I think there is an Ethiopian in the fuel supply.

By: dentext

dentext — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 09:54:15 +0000

menthol?

By: Gnome

Gnome — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 05:15:03 +0000

"Gnome, you seriously expect gub’mint to fix ANYTHING????"

No. I'm a realist with a penchant for hope, cheap booze and cheaper women. I only suggest what might be, not what is. Times change. It's obvious that capitalism needs some oversight. Like a cancer, if left to its own devices, it will consume itself, the country and the world leaving much sorrow in its wake. The Constitution is a living document. It can be amended to adapt to changing times. The hatred that you profess will consume you if you're not careful. I'm happy to share a beer with you at the take should you need to vent. I also posted this comment to you in a different post (foreshadowing I think) for a little more background on our potential commonalities. Are you speaking of PeeWee from Three Points, AZ? Wielding such drinking prowess, take it easy on your drinking buddies. They are only trying to be as good as you.

By: ColonelSanders

ColonelSanders — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 05:09:21 +0000

“Sorry ’bout that; typing with nine stitches in my finger. Not drinking related, in case you were wondering.”

How do you end up with nine stitches jerking off ?

Just asking…..understand your point mostly. It’s your delivery that sucks.

Group hug……then beers on Gnome.

By: dave

dave — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 04:33:29 +0000

*defend our borders. Sorry ’bout that; typing with nine stitches in my finger. Not drinking related, in case you were wondering.