Caption This

Posted on: January 4, 2009 at 1:23 am
Author: Gnome
Categories: Caption This
Comments: 31 responses

31 Responses to “Caption This”

big jonny Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Roll that shit. Light that shit. Smoke it.
dave Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Motherfucker has to be smoking something. Maybe that’s where he gets the power to walk on water and change it into wine.

Jesus tittyfucking Christ, is it 2004 yet?
peg leg Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
So, where are we on this Senate Seat sale thing? I know that little Fucker and don’t trust him to pony up when the time comes.
big jonny Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
What I know about that fits in one line: Blagojevich is dirty.

I hope he gets impeached.
help Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
He sure likrs to hang out with shaddy people
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28493919?GT1=43001
dave Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Guess you ain’t heard about Bill Richardson yet. Cocksucker ain’t been coronated yet and he’s already got-what? Three or four scandals? Real piece of work, that Annointed One of yours.
big jonny Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
We’ll see what he does. And I mean Obama. I voted for him over McCain. But I sure don’t think he’s the second coming of Christ or some shit like that.

I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again: I don’t know why anyone would want the job. It’s going to be an utterly thankless couple of years. It just is not going to go well, no matter who is at the helm. People are going to hate you no matter what you do. There isn’t much of a bright side to it.

As for Richardson, et al, if they’re dirty, they should be investigated and prosecuted. I don’t have any problem with clearing out the bad apples in either party.

Of course, it begs the question of whether they are all bad apples…
bikesgonewild Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
…ya know, dave…i don’t like to call a man a cunt unless i’m looking him straight in the eyes but you deserve this so fuck you, you lame cunt”…you & your ‘quote unquote’ “anointed one” bullshit is just that & you know it & yet you propagate it because you wanna yank chains…
…so consider your chain yanked right fucking back…you consider yourself a “conservative” & this is how you precipitate political discussion ???…right back at ya…

…there is extremism on both sides of the politic spectrum but for you to presuppose that all of us that consider ourselves to have a “liberal” viewpoint, see obama as anything more than a man “here to do the job” is ludicrous…

…“hope” was used in the campaign as “sizzle to sell the steak” & the truth is, the guy does offer “hope for the future”…look at the state of fucking affairs bushco is leaving this country in…if you don’t have ‘hope’, you’re an idiot…

…& the catchphrase “hope” in no way implies the majority of supporters see obama as this “anointed one of yours” as you so define it…

…pull your head out, dave…when things are at extremes w/ no compromise, nothing gets done because there is no cooperation…i assume you, like the majority of us, wants a government that works, not just a structure you can rail against ‘cuz your “guy” didn’t win…

*****************************************************************************************
…& i wanna “man up” & apologize to any woman who doesn’t appreciate or understand my use of the word “cunt” here…nothing & i mean nothing, seems to be more insulting to a dude than to be called one…

…dave’s implication that anyone w/ a “liberal” viewpoint sees obama as an “anointed one” not only insults everyone’s intelligence but it doesn’t allow for a level playing field…
…so i went to an extreme myself…
bikesgonewild Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
…& i apologize for being so pissed off that i totally screwed up my xhtml’s…

…wasn’t trying to emphasize or ‘bold’ type so much ’stuff’…
Nick Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
It’s Friday and you aint got shit to do!
Gnome Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Yo! Where all da white women at?
dave Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
bgw, I suggest you go and sleep it off.
Gnome Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Dave, you need to go and tie one on in the same.

Just say’n.

~~Hugs. Not drugs man.~~ No wait, don’t hate. Congratulate.
dave Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Gnome, don’t you find that sort of thing counterintuitive when (assuming here) you have to go to work in the morning? Someone has to pay for all those Gubmint “freebies”, you know.
peg leg Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOLIDAY LOVE?

DAVE YOU ARE ALWAYS GOOD FOR A LAUGH.

THANKS.
Gnome Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Well, if this is a long dick competition, I’ll drink you under the table and show up for detail in the morning no problem.

Not a challenge. Just a simple fact. Responsibility does not make drinking an irrelevant therapy.

Otherwise, if that’s the path of logic you want to travel and drinking isn’t your game, then you should work on lightening up a bit in your own way be it yoga, anal sex, oral sex, vaginal sex, a nice fat spliff, some Glenn, one, or all of the above or whatever it is that you need to do. Whatever it takes, just get your happy grounded.

Sincerely, I understand where you are coming from. I’m bred from the same credo, however beyond the simple idea of lower taxes, there is a larger idea that needs to be embraced by the majority of society and to put it simply, it is the support of our own national infrastructure. Infrastructure being much more than “building bridges etc…”

It has become painfully apparent that the “private sector” left on it’s own, will hoist this country on its own petard.

Government, with the input of it’s constituency, has to be the guiding light. This of course, is an idealization. Commerce cannot, on it’s own, see further than the light of profit. It is the governments responsibility to forecast and guide with appropriate check & balance measures.

Don’t argue the obvious. It’s already obvious.
bikesgonewild Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
…sleep what off, dave ???…the fact that i called you out for insulting the majority of the voting public ???…

…perhaps you should wake the fuck up…

…just sayin’…
Cellar Muse Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em
dave Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Gnome, you seriously expect gub’mint to fix ANYTHING???? “…the government’s responsibility to forecast and guide with appropriate check & balance meaures.”???? WTF? I went through my ragged and bloodstained copy of the Constitution of the United States of America. Twice. Damned if I saw anything that even resembled that. Maybe you remember reading it in your “from each according to his ability..” book or some fucking shit. Last I checked this is still America. Hope I still recognize it after four years of The Annointed One.

“The government’s responsibility”? Mostly to dfed our borders and get the fuck out of the way.

Oh, and just so’s you know, PeeWee-The last poor sap that tried to drink me under the able spent nine long weeks in a coma. It wasn’t pretty.
dave Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
*defend our borders. Sorry ’bout that; typing with nine stitches in my finger. Not drinking related, in case you were wondering.
ColonelSanders Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
“Sorry ’bout that; typing with nine stitches in my finger. Not drinking related, in case you were wondering.”

How do you end up with nine stitches jerking off ?

Just asking…..understand your point mostly. It’s your delivery that sucks.

Group hug……then beers on Gnome.
Gnome Says:
January 4th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
“Gnome, you seriously expect gub’mint to fix ANYTHING????”

No. I’m a realist with a penchant for hope, cheap booze and cheaper women. I only suggest what might be, not what is.

Times change. It’s obvious that capitalism needs some oversight. Like a cancer, if left to its own devices, it will consume itself, the country and the world leaving much sorrow in its wake.

The Constitution is a living document. It can be amended to adapt to changing times.

The hatred that you profess will consume you if you’re not careful. I’m happy to share a beer with you at the take should you need to vent. I also posted this comment to you in a different post (foreshadowing I think) for a little more background on our potential commonalities.

Are you speaking of PeeWee from Three Points, AZ?

Wielding such drinking prowess, take it easy on your drinking buddies. They are only trying to be as good as you.
dentext Says:
January 5th, 2009 at 2:54 am
menthol?
peg leg Says:
January 5th, 2009 at 6:33 am
I think there is an Ethiopian in the fuel supply.
butthead Says:
January 5th, 2009 at 9:24 am
So we cool?

Obama: Yeah, we cool. Two things. Don’t tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here. It ain’t nobody else’s business. Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you’re gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your D.C. privileges. Deal?

Deal.

Obama: Get your ass out of here.
zen Says:
January 5th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Dave, if, by ‘the anointed one’, you mean duly elected by a majority of the american people, fine. But ‘anointed’ according to webster is smething entirely different. So if, through your conservative corrupted mind, you consider a clean election to be evidence of some sort of religious consecration, then you’re _really_ out in fucking left field. As I noted before, you and your ilk have been so resoundingly repudiated, humiliated, and rejected, all you have left is hateful vitriol. I’m still doing my victory dance, and every time I read some useless conservative halfwitted pabulum swallowing lemming like you whining about how ‘crooked’ and ‘anointed’ obama is I laugh a little harder, and drink another toast to the forces of reciprocity. Unlike your type, who would have us believe obama is the most corrupt pyorrhea based only on conservative innuendo and red herrings of scandal, I’m looking upon this president with an open mind. I’m giving him a chance. He made big promises, now we need to see if he can deliver or he’s just another bag of cold detroit air. You, on the other hand, already have him indicted and convicted. How very american of you (not). Try rereading that constitution you claim to have dave, and tell me where it says that a person should be excluded from office simply due to party affiliation.

You’re a tool dave, and not a very useful one at that.
Bjorn Says:
January 5th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Hey! You like reefer, I like reefer too, we should get high.
lasrever Says:
January 5th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
happiness is having a good fag in the white house.
dentext Says:
January 5th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
‘anointed’..ehem..taps the mic, address the house
in full, solemn, voice.

Oh, pointy bird, oh pointy pointy;
anoint my head, anointy nointy
Shitting gold bricks on Jan 20? Says:
January 5th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Got a light? Oh, by the way, tell that couple of dipshits bickering in the other room to take it elsewhere; shit’s gettin’ old.
rogbie Says:
January 12th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
“My campaign deliberately avoided publishing photos of me smoking. When news got out that I am a heavy smoker my P.R. people spun the situation upside down. By over shadowing the fact I, and my campaign, lied to the voting public about an insignificant thing as smoking. If I am capable of deceiving the voting public about such a small thing as smoking what else am I not being transparent about?”

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