Comments on: Right wing, left wing, chicken wing…

By: Zen

Zen — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 23:39:23 +0000

dave = q.e.d.

By: dave

dave — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:24:29 +0000

Libs are mostly fucking useless. Get over your pansy selves and deal with it. Life goes on.

By: Zen

Zen — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:09:53 +0000

We liberal bloggers have the trump card over the angry conservatives, they’ve fucked up not just the great country of ours, but also the socio-economic fabric and environmental stability of the entire fucking planet, now all they have is revisionist history on their side. We now have complete control of the US government, due entire to their ineptitude an malice. So, when I see such silly, sophomoric attempts at vitriolic humor, I simply lean back in my chair and chuckle, because really, that’s all they have – sophomoric vitriol.

Back to one of the salient points of the ‘joke’ – it leaves out one very critical point; who made the beer? Well, if the conservatives were busy killing animals, that only leaves us, so who’s laughing now?

- it takes more stones to eat raw fish than it does to eat bbq beef, so who’s the real man?

- your average european dark beer has twice the alcohol content of those wimpy mass-produced domestics, not to mention the fact that such incredibly well crafted domestic micro brews such as Flying Dog Gonzo Imperial Porter and Barlywine Ale both have over 10% ABV – who’s the real man?

- never put fruit in beer, it’s just wrong.

So, I’ll just sit back and laugh at a man who can’t grow his own food, brew his own beer, and is afraid of drinking anything with more than 3.2% ABV. Such bravado belies the real testicle fortitude of the conservative.

By: butthead

butthead — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 03:25:57 +0000

There are only 2 parties. Cunts and Blunts

By: Stephen

Stephen — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 02:55:53 +0000

I am a liberal who has been working most every day for the last 35 years. So are most of the other people who actually work for a living. Most conservatives just shuffle paper before they go out and play golf. And loose everybody else’s money in whatever financial disaster they cause this week. I drink beer from my local buddies at the brew pub.

By: Kid Wonder

Kid Wonder — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 02:25:59 +0000

You’d bitch if you had a cleft asshole too.

By: Mhaduck

Mhaduck — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:35:15 +0000

Whoa dudes I guess because its winter time this guy has got to hate. Get out and ride. Quit your bitchin’. It always sounds like conservatives are bitching.

By: bikesgonewild

bikesgonewild — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 20:42:38 +0000

…they forgot to mention that the highest number of “closet fags” are ultra-conservatives through & through…oft times w/ families simply for “show”…
…(((requisite disclaimer :– not that there is any thing wrong w/ that…the first part at least…the second part is alarmingly hypocritical)))…

…whereas “liberal fags” righteously stand up to be counted & simply wish for the opportunity to live harmoniously in society…
…& that’s why we liberals support ‘gay marriage’…

By: el gnome

el gnome — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 20:01:14 +0000

8:05 is neither too early to start, nor to late to stop.

By: TC

TC — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 18:11:24 +0000

I am a liberal and like my vermin grilled – I think the conservatives got grilled this last election.

By: uglyyeti

uglyyeti — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:43:47 +0000

I like sushi and medium-well beef.

By: Kentucky Philosopher

Kentucky Philosopher — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:28:54 +0000

And, in typical Conservative chain email fashion they simplify the truth so much that it is no longer the truth. I can handle a good joke, even when it is aimed at me. What bothers me is the number of Conservatives who will believe this when they receive it.