Listen up. God lives here in Bibleburg, an easy crucifix drag from here, and the last time we chatted during a ride (He rides a cyclo-cross bike, naturally; old school, with bar-cons, reversed brake levers and Lyotard 460D pedals), He told me He could give a fat rat’s ass about the plumbing involved in love. He’s more interested in the emotion than the motion or the lotion, if any. That is all. Dis-miss.
That kid will be wearing black wool shorts next thing ya know. Probably with a logo like JoJo Wolber or some such insanity. God is great God is good, shave your legs like you should. Pump real hard, pump real fast, no one can see your ass if you are last.
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:16 pm
People who enlist their kids into this kind of hatred crap should go to jail. Let the poor kid grow up a bit and pick his own causes.
Better sign: Fags Like Red Pants
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Ahh the Westboro Church. The Phelps clan at their best.
Good film about them “Fall From Grace”. Crazy. Really Crazy.
January 2nd, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Willful ignorance = stupidity.
Persuading others to be willfully ignorant = electrodes to the testicles. Oh wwait, it’s not my planet. Sigh.
I recently read this gem (which I paraphrase rather than actually looking up) from Anne Lamott:
“If you find that God hates all the same people you do, you can be pretty sure you made Him in your image.”
Morons.
January 2nd, 2009 at 6:35 pm
God Bless Photobombing…
January 2nd, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Listen up. God lives here in Bibleburg, an easy crucifix drag from here, and the last time we chatted during a ride (He rides a cyclo-cross bike, naturally; old school, with bar-cons, reversed brake levers and Lyotard 460D pedals), He told me He could give a fat rat’s ass about the plumbing involved in love. He’s more interested in the emotion than the motion or the lotion, if any. That is all. Dis-miss.
January 2nd, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Oh Jesus Rev. That one made mah brains hurt a bit. You try’n to say
Godis love?No pun intened.
January 2nd, 2009 at 8:15 pm
So He lives in/near CO Springs, I always thought that just might be the case!
Guess that explains the Focus on the Family.
Of course that doesn’t explain Fabulous TNTs…or does it?
January 2nd, 2009 at 8:22 pm
are you saying that this kid is going to grow up and paint the trees
January 2nd, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Mikey,
Looked it up for ya.
“You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”
Oh Snap !!!!!!!!!!!
I love that quote.
Grassy Ass.
January 2nd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
tighten up!
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:24 am
The Phelps Family, abusing children since 1976!
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:32 pm
hate breeds hate..
January 3rd, 2009 at 4:34 pm
That kid will be wearing black wool shorts next thing ya know. Probably with a logo like JoJo Wolber or some such insanity. God is great God is good, shave your legs like you should. Pump real hard, pump real fast, no one can see your ass if you are last.
God I should write this shit down.
January 3rd, 2009 at 5:58 pm
The lady looks like an effin zombie!
January 5th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
God hates fags
Even a good mild fag
Even a smooth fag with mellow character
So put away the fags, God hates ‘em.
READ YOUR OWN FUCKING BIBLE – GOD HATES NO ONE YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS.
GOD IS L O V E … ‘a-memba dat?