A brother could get used to this “winter break” concept. Damn glad I’m not down in Tucson trying to find some kind of fitness before the Two Four in February. First up, this little gem:
That and way more fun at: seveload
No idea how that sells washing machines… But I really want to buy one or two of ’em right now.
From: Ben T.
Subject: 4000 holes
So my buddy and I were driving to the skate park and I was taking random shots out of the window and I got this one – I dig the rowdy chick next to the 4000 hole sign, she just might have that many… your looking at a spokane chick and yes she probably has a kid or three and a std’s. There are more women in the bar scene here with kids than without. This might be a good caption this or not. My caption would be- it only cost a buck to stick it in one of those 4000 holes.
I’m afraid to caption it without two condoms and bread bag up over my nuts and tied with a string. God damn. Spokompton lives. Gimmie a minute.
Ok, all set. Damn string was too tight. I hope my wife doesn’t get upset I dumped half a loaf of bread out on the counter. I needed the bag, honey. Well, at least it’s better that the half loaf I floated in the pool the other day. What? Nothing. Can I put the bread back in this bag when I’m done? What the kids don’t know won’t hurt ’em.
My caption is: “She’s got summer teeth – Some’r here, some’r there.”
That jam, in case you’re interested, is Flying Lotus – Los Angeles. The meat is all Husky.
Ever wonder why those yellow bike programs seem to go nowhere?
I think that explains it. On several levels.
Whatever. Swing that hammer.by