About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

16 thoughts on “Happy New Year

  1. …happy new year to all the regulars (& not so regulars, as a matter of fact & i’m sure you know who you are)…we may not have hit bottom yet but i figure hopefully we’re gonna start the climb sometime soon…

    …& while ol’ wonder lynda is shilling “sleep easy” or “sleep number” mattresses these days, i figure a sleazy guy like me could rock her sheets…but ya, she’d have to wear the costume…oh, ya she would…

  2. svenskafan: caught that too. Thankyou for having the confidence to mention it. Kinda breaks my heart. Kinda.

    BGW: need more proof. I’m still standing on the edge, ready to jump because this ship is sinking… And it’s in her contract. No doubt about it.

    Happy New Year.

  3. …gnomer…considering that the guys who got us here ( bushco & pals ) are lower than whale shit, i just figured the sinking ship hadda be close to the bottom…

    …& if we all have ta jump, hopefully it’ll only be a 6 inch drop…

    …see ya all on the flip side of the new year…

  4. Just froze my ass off on a short New Years road ride with my wife. Four days ago I was knee deep in the ocean with my daughter on the SC coast. Today it’s in the 20′s with a nice headwind and it sucks. That’s winter in the Carolinas.

    Today felt like I was pedaling in mud. The song stuck in my head was “Driving with the brakes on” by Del Amitri – could not have been more appropriate, and it wasn’t helping my pace. I think my wife was looking over her shoulder trying to find me more than she was looking at the road ahead. Halfway up the last climb I got caught by a couple of real roadies on plastic bikes, chatted with them for the briefest of moments and quickly realized that the sun was shining, the kids are healthy, I have another day off, and I’m in the saddle logging some quality chamois time – what a fantastic way to kick off a new year.

    Happy New Year everyone. Things could always get worse out there, but I’m looking forward to many more days of blue skies and sunshine.

  5. To all my friends who sent me best wishes for 2008, thanks for nothing, it did bugger all!!!
    For 2009 could you please send me either money, drugs, beer, bike bits or petrol vouchers.

  6. …btw…i seriously screwed the pooch on my “babes w/ superpowers ‘hit’ list” so i’m back to correct myself & take the fall…

    …it was lindsay wagner, “the bionic woman” who’s shilling “sleep number” mattresses on the late nite tube…

    …& it was lynda carter, she of the ‘bullet deflecting bracelets’ & the ‘lasso of truth’ who was arousing fantasy’s as the patriotic-ly hot ‘wonder woman’

    …i stand corrected…