19 Responses to “Caption This”

1. Corey the Courier Says:
   December 27th, 2008 at 9:35 am

   No shit. I guess he had to be thin at some point to get in the industry.

2. da gza Says:
   December 27th, 2008 at 9:41 am

   I miss you dad thanks 4 all the back hair asshole!

3. Seattle Says:
   December 27th, 2008 at 10:34 am

   “I wear the chain so no one will steal my left nipple.”

4. cgb Says:
   December 27th, 2008 at 11:15 am

   Swallow/ Spit? But it’s my own…..oh, the conundrums of modern life!

5. John C Says:
   December 27th, 2008 at 11:38 am

   The Hedgehog, when he was all hedge and no hog.

6. big jonny Says:
   December 27th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

   Anyone else think that picture is from 1963?

7. LT Says:
   December 27th, 2008 at 1:47 pm

   back in the day when he could see all of his dick….. not just the last three inches these days

8. John Says:
   December 27th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

   Those who do not remember history are doomed to repeat it.

9. BB Says:
   December 27th, 2008 at 3:43 pm

   Dan Mullen??

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    December 27th, 2008 at 3:51 pm

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11. Zen Says:
    December 27th, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    This fashion season Mr. Jeremy sports a black calfskin motorcycle jacket over a black cashmere sweater.

12. el gnome Says:
    December 27th, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    Snake Hawks Daddy.

13. cwbyker Says:
    December 27th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    Ya know he’s just standin there thinkin about Hannukah.

14. Opus the Poet Says:
    December 27th, 2008 at 11:57 pm

    Well you knew he had to have been young at some time, even porn stars don’t turn into middle aged marshmallows overnight.

15. HUMPTY Says:
    December 28th, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    And….this is me….about 3,567 ass to mouths and 1,127 8 balls ago….

16. David Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    WWRJD? What Would Ron Jeremy Do? We all know the answer.

17. big jonny Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    WWRJD? He’d suck his own dick. All the girls in the world, and he sucks his own dick.

    http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=21773

18. el gnome Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    Ron Jeremy was doped to the gills.

19. bikesgonewild Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    …jeez…if he’d studied yoga as a kid, he probably never would a’ left the house & we’d never a’ heard of the guy…