Thursday Haiku

My brain’s still swimming
in the fetid, swampy foam
of last night. Fuck, man.

19 Responses to “Thursday Haiku”

  1. The Gnome Says:

    Write the right things
    foamy ramble in mah brain
    last night? can’t say.

  2. dave Says:

    What the fuck, wanker?
    Call that garbage poetry?
    Couldn’t hold my pen.

  3. dave Says:

    Fucking gnome is drunk
    Couldn’t haiku sorry ass
    Out of paper bag

  4. The Gnome Says:

    Oh, 5 7 5 eh?
    Anyone by the name Dave
    should try to know that

  5. uglyyeti Says:

    Christkindles Gluhwein
    Toasty German Christmas treat
    Warms my gut and soul

  6. dave Says:

    Jesus, Gnome, get real
    Fancy a calculator?
    Math beyond your skills

  7. uglyyeti Says:

    Why do these wind up
    a Dave versus Gnome grudge match?
    Wha’d I miss? Do tell!

  8. John Says:

    shoe flinging writer
    hero of the entire world
    buy that man a beer

  9. uglyyeti Says:

    Just cracked the jar seal
    Holiday apple moonshine!
    Spirit of the South.

  10. The Gnome Says:

    I’m dave. No, I’m dave.
    Fetish of the underworld.
    blog god damnit. Blog.

  11. uglyyeti Says:

    Foggy from ‘shine now…
    More Daves than one or just Gnome?
    At war with oneself?

  12. ColonelSanders Says:

    Gnome and Dave tis true
    Crackheads both they are
    Thanks for laugh anyway

  13. bikesgonewild Says:

    …there once were two bloggers from ‘staff,
    who’s mutual hate was a laugh,
    the gnomer said “queer,
    you drink sissy beer”
    ,
    so the two of ‘em shared a carafe…

  14. The Gnome Says:

    BGW wins with a limerick!

  15. bikesgonewild Says:

    …i figured a ‘limerick’ was just an irish haiku…

  16. dave Says:

    bgw, at work today I was trying to explain to a dunderhead (fellow dunderhead, actually) what a haiku is. Were your description at hand, it would have saved exasperation on both sides.

  17. butthead Says:

    i ride a 29
    suck my cock you fucking cunt
    jb my #igga

  18. John Says:

    saw this one coming
    Reid spends seconds foolishly
    stopped at the goal line

  19. snake Hawk Says:

    it’s time again, dude.
    clenched fist, crushed can, shattered dreams,
    face down in the yard.

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