…there once were two bloggers from ‘staff,
who’s mutual hate was a laugh,
the gnomer said “queer,
you drink sissy beer”,
so the two of ‘em shared a carafe…
bgw, at work today I was trying to explain to a dunderhead (fellow dunderhead, actually) what a haiku is. Were your description at hand, it would have saved exasperation on both sides.
December 18th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Write the right things
foamy ramble in mah brain
last night? can’t say.
December 18th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
What the fuck, wanker?
Call that garbage poetry?
Couldn’t hold my pen.
December 18th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Fucking gnome is drunk
Couldn’t haiku sorry ass
Out of paper bag
December 18th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Oh, 5 7 5 eh?
Anyone by the name Dave
should try to know that
December 18th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Christkindles Gluhwein
Toasty German Christmas treat
Warms my gut and soul
December 18th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Jesus, Gnome, get real
Fancy a calculator?
Math beyond your skills
December 18th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Why do these wind up
a Dave versus Gnome grudge match?
Wha’d I miss? Do tell!
December 18th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
shoe flinging writer
hero of the entire world
buy that man a beer
December 18th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Just cracked the jar seal
Holiday apple moonshine!
Spirit of the South.
December 18th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
I’m dave. No, I’m dave.
Fetish of the underworld.
blog god damnit. Blog.
December 18th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Foggy from ‘shine now…
More Daves than one or just Gnome?
At war with oneself?
December 18th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Gnome and Dave tis true
Crackheads both they are
Thanks for laugh anyway
December 19th, 2008 at 5:48 am
…there once were two bloggers from ‘staff,
who’s mutual hate was a laugh,
the gnomer said “queer,
you drink sissy beer”,
so the two of ‘em shared a carafe…
December 19th, 2008 at 8:48 am
BGW wins with a limerick!
December 19th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
…i figured a ‘limerick’ was just an irish haiku…
December 19th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
bgw, at work today I was trying to explain to a dunderhead (fellow dunderhead, actually) what a haiku is. Were your description at hand, it would have saved exasperation on both sides.
December 19th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
i ride a 29
suck my cock you fucking cunt
jb my #igga
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
saw this one coming
Reid spends seconds foolishly
stopped at the goal line
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:48 pm
it’s time again, dude.
clenched fist, crushed can, shattered dreams,
face down in the yard.