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The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

20 thoughts on “The consequences of gay marriage

  1. Don’t forget about what the queers are doing to our soil.

    Now, Jonny, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
    there’s a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
    for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
    You can’t build on it; you can’t grow anything in it. The government
    says it’s due to poor farming. But I know what’s really going on,
    Jonny. I know it’s the queers. They’re in it with the aliens.
    They’re building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to

  2. what?! holy sassafras – you mean to tell me if gay people are allowed to get married then gay people are going to be married?! some bitch – i knew we was doomed! what’s next? i guess you’re gonna want me to let them coloreds drank from my fountain?

  3. Yeah, I’m back.

    Who gives a snap about gays and what they do anyway? Cf. http://artbodypainting.blogspot.com/2007/07/bicycle-sport-girl-body-paint.html An otherwise worthy piece of art, but the ‘doo distracts.

    Gotta hand it to you guys for electing Obama. Change? What change?

    It’s Clinton Cabinet 2.0!!

    So much for Obama ruling by philosophy, integrity, or what’s best for the country. Just how does the ability to raise ridiculous amounts of campaign contributions from undisclosed sources equate to best ability to govern the US of A? Golden Rule — get the gold, you get to rule.

    Oh, and Hillary for Sec/State? Unconstitutional. http://www.stoptheaclu.com/archives/2008/11/26/is-clinton-barred-by-constitution-from-secretary-of-state-job/

    Has any democrat weighed in on this topic before? Why, yes — that democratically-beloved Klansman, Robert C. Byrd. Nixon nominated Saxbe for an exec branch office for which Saxbe had voted for a raise, and Sen. Robert C. Byrd deemed it was clearly unconstitutional saying we should not delude the American people into thinking a way can be found around the constitutional obstacle.

    And this just in. $700 Billion to save 2.5 million jobs. That’s $280,000 per job. All you bike wrenches go sign up!

    Where’s the evidence that trickle up economics works?

    Want hardcore evidence trickle down economics works? Check what the pirates are doing to the economy and the paupers when they check into port and start spending the ill-gotten booty. Yes indeed, prosperity all the way down to the grassroots.

    So what that trickle down has been proven to work ad nauseum in the U.S., i.e., Reagan tax cuts, Bush 9/11 tax cuts. Cf. welfare — trillions spent without tangible evidence of societal improvement. Instead, stupid bureaucratic rules that fostered a couple of generations of single mothers and absentee-father children resulting in gangs and crime. Before you get your knickers in a knot, I’ve lived through gang initiation nights in California where the right of entry was committing a crime on whitey. No joke.

    You Dems should be pissed already.

    I was pissed when Bush had the Senate and the House, and the bastards spent money as if they were Demos. Wasted opportunity to do the right thing. Bait and switch.

    You idealistic Dems got suckered just as badly.

    Aren’t you pissed? If not, why not?


  4. I know folks here in the bible belt that would have you believe your graph is bright green – 99.9% end of days. I used to know a hardcore bible thumper that hated this world and everyone in it. She had a screen saver on her PC that scrolled “Bring the Fire”. I looked at that running across her screen for months (screen saver always on = no work getting done) before I asked her about it. She started singing me some bubbly contemporary Christian ditty about bringing on the fire so she could go hang with Jesus – as soon as possible. I never thought that the end of days was something to egg on, but she was a pair of black Nike Windrunners from hopping a ride on the Hale Bop. If the general consensus amoungst hardcore fundamentalist conservatives was that “bringing the fire” was really high on the priority list and gay marriage would set a firm date for judgement day, then logic would dictate that gay marriage would work in there favor. And if I’m amoung the “Left Behind” (gotta love Kirk Cameron movies), hopefully all the Escalades, Hummers and Excursions with the Jesus fish emblems will also ascend to Heaven leave the streets clear for me and my new zombie friends and all of the happily married gay couples.

  5. AHHHHHHH! I just committed an inappropriate homonym in comment #6. There = their. Call me anti-homo if we’re talking homonyms. No way should homonyms be allowed to marry. Fuck them.

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  7. Y’all are missing the fact that the pie chart is all red. RED! As in the colors of the blood that will flow and the coals of hell that will surely rain down upon us if homosexuals get…shudder…MARRIED! With all so perfect in the world today how could anyone even think to propose such a preposterous, apple cart upsetting idea?

    But bring on the hurricanes, as long as they are strong and served in a glass.

  8. Oh yeah..thansgiving..Just think…if the Indians had given the pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we would all be gettin a peice of ass this thanksgiving.

  9. Ninja Kills Cowboy with lethal throwing star.

    Bear eats Cowboys remains, gets food poisoning, dies.

    Ninja and zombie fight until the end of time when the Vogon Batlte cruiser destroys Earth, making way for the intergalactic highway.


  10. I just sat through six minutes and change of Herr Olberman. God damn, what an insufferable windbag.

    Having said that, I agree with him on each point. And unlike him, I do have gays in my extended family. A cousin runs a successful B and B on Cape Cod. A neice serves with honor as a county police officer. My daughter’s best friend is a gay man. We’ve practically adopted him. So what? If you want to marry, have at it. Can the State presume to know your heart? Apparently the State knows dick about the hearts of the countless heteros who didn’t make it work, so they ain’t got much of a track record going for them there.

    As for the Bible thumpers, two questions:

    1-Aren’t there folks who really could use all the attention you’ve been wasting on this? You know, the poor, the homeless the afflicted and other assorted riffraff like that there?

    2-What WOULD Jesus do?


    ps-I’d be shocked if Herr Olbermann DIDN’T have afew gays in his “extended family” or whatever term he used. Not that I care one way or t’other; just seems to fly in the face of statistics.

  11. I don’t get it. So if Gay’s marry we will be communists? Is that what the chart means? Who eats red pie anyway. Is that a picture of the red balloon? I just don’t get it!