El Tour… FUCK YEAH!

What happens when you ride 109 miles with 7000 people that are WAY too excited to be riding 109 miles? A lesson for those of you that value your ass skin.



21 Responses to “El Tour… FUCK YEAH!”

  1. Scheisserle Says:

    El Tour…Fuck that!

  2. John Says:

    I had gone almost a week without seeing Sarah Palin’s face. Thanks for that.

  3. Gnome Says:

    Damn Marty. Congrats on your El Tour Survival.

  4. Fleg Says:

    I think I see the Virgin Mary.

  5. dave Says:

    John needs to ride his bike. John, you DO have a bike, don’t you? :)

  6. flaherty Says:

    that is absolutely amazing – as well as disgusting. thanks for starting my day off with it…

  7. wa2wider Says:

    Johnny’s sack. This guys ass… Wont somebody think of the “has beens”!

  8. zen Says:

    Not the virgin mary, rudy pevenage maybe, but not the virgin mary

  9. Steve Says:

    Could someone explain as to what I am seeing?

  10. big jonny Says:

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit…

  11. Oldin Sloe Says:

    I have heard of freezing your ass off, butt this is ridiculous. So what is it really? not road rash?

  12. slacker Says:

    I’ve ridden 100+ miles on more then a few occasions and have never ever seen anything like that. We’re your shorts contaminated with a flesh eating virus?

  13. John Says:

    John, you DO have a bike, don’t you? :)

    Not one that fits that bad. I wash my shorts once in a while too. Doesn’t change the fact that I’m in awe of anyone willing to suffer that much to finish anything. Even if his ass is a dead ringer for Sarah Palin’s mug.

  14. zeronine Says:

    recumbent rash?

  15. Marty Says:

    some clarifications:

    1. it’s not MY ass
    2. it’s road rash

  16. Worthless SOB Says:

    So, it’s not your ass… um, why are you taking a picture of someone’s ass (given the quality of the ass in question)? That picture is like a bad car crash – I don’t want to look, but for some reason I keep looking and my brain is trying to figure out what exactly I’m seeing. Looks like both cheeks got it pretty good. Hopefully the person doesn’t have to sit much at work.

  17. Worthless SOB Says:

    By the way, this is NOT the quality of porn I expect to see when I come to this site.

  18. mitch Says:

    how….? HOW…..!

  19. pirata Says:

    Please tell me that is a woman’s ass.

  20. The kid Says:

    Road rash?

    I thought you had 7000 other rides smacking your ass in encouragement as they rode by.

  21. Roly Says:

    That reminds me, I must buy some more slices of Edam…

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