About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

5 thoughts on “Caption this

  1. I hope my foot in your ass is a good story about what’s gonna happen if the little bastard doesn’t listen.

    If thats so, I’m gonna need about 90 copies to hand out at work at the good ol’ after school program. The learning doesn’t stop when the end of the day bell rings, kids.

  2. Mommy always moans when Daddy is out of town and Uncle Smokey visits. Pay attention for Christ sake.