HA! This is great: “UCI, the world governing body of cycling, appointed Dutch lawyer Emile Vrijman to conduct an independent study of Armstrong’s urine tests. He, too, found nothing, marking the first time a Dutchman was unable to find dope.”
“It also turns out that Rush Limbaugh is a drug addict. In 2003, it came out that Limbaugh was illegally obtaining pain killers oxycodone and hydrocodone. Perhaps he was taking them to kill the pain of having such enormous junk food man-tits.”
November 20th, 2008 at 10:54 am
HA! This is great: “UCI, the world governing body of cycling, appointed Dutch lawyer Emile Vrijman to conduct an independent study of Armstrong’s urine tests. He, too, found nothing, marking the first time a Dutchman was unable to find dope.”
November 20th, 2008 at 11:06 am
…dickipedia…thanks, snakehawk, nice touch…that definitely got bookmarked…
November 20th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
brilliant
November 20th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
That is a great site. My favorite quote so far:
“It also turns out that Rush Limbaugh is a drug addict. In 2003, it came out that Limbaugh was illegally obtaining pain killers oxycodone and hydrocodone. Perhaps he was taking them to kill the pain of having such enormous junk food man-tits.”
November 20th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Great site, how do people find the time to come up with this stuff?
November 20th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
is this what you were mumbling about while I was waiting for to stop monopolizing a bar stool you dick?
November 21st, 2008 at 7:54 am
yes. nice sentence, lawyer.
November 22nd, 2008 at 12:06 am
check out the dickipedia entry for Warren Jeffs.
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:58 am
Best Line from Warren Jeffs entry:
“apprehended during a routine traffic stop of his Cadillac Escalade, a vehicle driven almost exclusively by dicks.”